Will and Lonny in “Unfinished Business”

Will

Who Else's body have you guarded?

We don't talk about that.

Will

Okay.

Kanye. [pause] It was awesome.

Will

Are you armed?

I secure my weapon in a gun safe when I come in the building.

Will

Keep it there. I really don't want an armed guard. Maybe if you were drafted in the first four rounds, I'd feel safer.

Mr. McAvoy.

Will

You can call me Will.

Yeah, I was gonna do that anyway. I know you're used to being the boss. But you're not anymore. At least for a little while.

Will

How long?

Until my colleagues chase down the source of the threat or, of course, if you've been successfully assassinated.

Will

A joke?

What'd you think?

Will

It was all right. How does this work?

I pick you up at your home in the morning and escort you to your office. Then I pick you up at your office at night and escort you to your home. I'm with you any place that's an unsecured area.

Will

What's an unsecured area?

Anyplace that isn't your home or your office.

Will

I'm single. What about a date?

I don't think we should get romantically involved.

Will

You get one joke a day.