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I was struck by your preaching, you referred mainly to the Old Testament and it was almost as though you felt that we were living in a time of biblical prophecy. Is that accurate?

No, it's not accurate. If you had just a little knowledge of the Bible, you would know that what you just said is stupidity in spades. I don't know how to deal with a question like that. You're just too dumb, sorry. You've got a duty to know the Bible as well as I do.

Why?

Because you're a human being, because God almighty made you, and God almighty is going to send your ass to hell.

Did you rejoice yesterday when that church burned down?

You're supposed to rejoice over all of God's judgements.

And do you rejoice when soldiers die in Iraq?

Absolutely, I do.

And do you rejoice when people are knocked over by cars and they get cancer?

Absolutely, I love it. And I can tell you right now because it's the righteous judgement of God almighty.

The Jews killed Christ! You're going to try to tell me that they worship the same God as I worship? They killed Christ, what more do you...

Newsflash, brainiac, Christ was Jewish.