Somebody once said that a liberal is a conservative that's never been mugged. A few years ago I would have laughed. But today, I'm not so sure.
All S1
This doll is telling me things I don't want to hear and if it doesn't shut up in going brush it's head, I'm going to brush and brush until I brush off it's head.
Cartoons are so pretentious.
I can't believe you want to get involved in that censorship crap.
They're all necro-nerds and Sand freaks. They think death is romantic. Death is hard and cold and ugly, not some cute chick.
Did my saying that shock you? GOOD! Writers are supposed to shock people.
No matter how low you are on the food chain, there's always somebody lower.
I was sitting under the Jones Street underpass yesterday. That's because I want to be a writer and writers gotta have experiences, like underpasses.
Life is pretty pathetic when even your own hallucinations lie to you.
What a cruel world, letting something this profound be conveyed in words this trite!
Funny, but I keep seeing that doll she made of Mr. Gone... beheaded! That must mean something. The things that could be under my mask.
Look, Maxx, that freak nearly killed us. And just because you imagine you have a rabbit's head in the Outback is certainly no reason to fear you might actually have one here. It's so classic, Maxx. You see yourself as some jungle avenger because in your in real life you're powerless. And I can't blame you. We all need some place to go away to; some place we can be who we should have been instead of who we are; some safe place where we can escape reality. Hide. I know there are things to hide from.
My mask. I can feel it crawling... .
Shush.
Please! Make it stop!
Just rest now. It's okay. It's okay.
DDave
Dr. Pender? You in here?
PPender
Yeah, Dave. Just thought I'd work a little late tonight.
DDave
Kinda dark to be grading papers, isn't it?
PPender
Oh...right. Go ahead and turn on the light. I was just thinking.
DDave
'Bout what?
PPender
About life. I never planned to teach at a community college--I just wound up doing it. Just makes ya think. Don't you ever regret the road your life has taken?
DDave
I didn't plan on being a janitor, either, but I don't beat myself up about it. Hey doc, what'd you always want to be when you were a kid?
PPender
Oh, I dunno. Maybe something exotic--a magician. Maybe an Indian. I always hated cowboys.
DDave
Me too. Maybe you already are a magician, but you just don't know it. Heh heh. Listen, doc, when I was a little boy, and the girl nest door moved away, I thought my whole life had ended.
PPender
And now that you're older, you see otherwise.
DDave
I've told you this already, huh?
PPender
Yeah, but tell me again...
DDave
Hey, where'd that snow globe on your desk come from?
PPender
I don't know. It wasn't there a minute ago...
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