NNjano
Yeah, well, I got a secret you might wanna know.
NNjano
That hippo from the Lion Guard is stuck in the Outlands. Alone.
NNjano
Shupavu's keeping an eye on him right now.
(Emerging from the lava) I care!
Oh yeah! Yeah! I care tons!
Because if the Lion Guard's strongest is alone in the Outlands it's the perfect opportunity to eliminate him!
Yes. It will weaken the Lion Guard.
Correct, Ushari. And then you, hyenas, will get to eat whatever you like in the Pride Lands.
Should I even ask how the meeting with the jackals went?
Yeah. We found Jasiri instead.
She's the one who sent us back here!
I'm sorry, did you say one hyena defeated all three of you?
Hey, Jasiri's no ordinary hyena. She's fearless or something.
[Scar appears]
A fearless hyena? Perhaps, she should be part of our collective.
What? No. No way. Jasiri's bad news. She's even friends with the Lion Guard!
Friends with the Lion Guard?
Oh, yeah. She even respects the circle of life like they do. Trust me, Scar, Jasiri's the worst!
What do the elephants call this ceremony again? Kuba... Kubamusho?
Ukumbusho. It's a performance that celebrates the friendship between the elephants and the lions of the Pride Lands.
MMakini
So, Kion? Do they look like lions to you?
Yeah, come on, Kion! Do we look great? Or really great?
I've definitely never seen anything like it.
That's what I thought. I look un-bunga-lievable!
That's one way of putting it.
TTimon
Prepare yourselves for the piece de resistance!
[Timon and Pumbaa reveal Fuli also painted to look like a lion]
TTimon
Do you see any cheetahs here, Pumbaa?
PPumbaa
Not me. All I see is a lion. And what a lion!
TTimon
Shh... You're spoiling the illusion. [Begins feeling her fur] Ooh. Ooh.
TTimon
Sorry. Even as a lion, your fur is still so soft...
[Disgusted] Ugh! This costume is so weird!
Come on, Fuli. You look just like the rest of us.
Why doesn't that make me feel better?
You know what? You all look terrific. Good work, Makini. I know you're all gonna do great at the Ukumbusho tonight.
MMakini
Oh, it's almost sunset. And I still have to paint the elephants! [Rushes off with her yellow paint]
Vuruga Vuruga! Buffalo! You need to get out of here! Right now!
VVVuruga Vuruga
Leave? This is one of the few grazing grounds left. Who do you think you are? Telling us what to do!
It's me, Fuli. From the Lion Guard. The costume. Of course. Ugh. I knew I looked ridiculous. Long story. Elephants are coming fast. You gotta move.
VVVuruga Vuruga
And why should we listen to you, weird looking cheetah-lion thing that we've never seen before?
I don't have time for this! Hmm... [Gruffly] Because I am something you've never seen before. I only come out on the full moon to eat buffalo!
If I were you, I'd run. Now! [Growls]
[The buffalo all rush off]
Maybe looking ridiculous isn't so bad after all.
Greetings, wise elephants! My name is Askari. I am first leader of the Pride Lands Lion Guard. You have nothing to fear from us.
MTMa Tembo
And you, wise lions, have nothing to fear from us.
Gotta tell you, for someone who says they're a big, scary lizard, you're not that scary or that big.
KKenge
What did you just say?
Which part? The part where you're not scary, or the part where you're not big?
Just don't call him little, Bunga!
Oh! You don't like being called a little lizard.
Saying what? "Little lizard"? [Mockingly touches Kenge's face] Little lizard. Oh, little lizard.
KKenge
I am not a little lizard!
Oh, he's gonna get it now.
Eh, I've seen bigger. Lots bigger!
Hello, Fuli, Lion Guard. Long time, no see.
Yeah, haven't seen you since we kicked you out of the Pride Lands.
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