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S1 E15

The Last of Us · Season 1, Episode 15

Janowicz, Morello and others in “Unfinished Business”

[In the back of a FEDRA Troop Carrier in 2018, in the Seattle QZ]

JJanowicz

[laughing, in the middle of a story] Now, the thing about this one night - and you guys know me, like, I'm fuckin' easy on voters, right?

MMorello

That ain't what they say.

JJanowicz

Oh yeah? Well fuck them, because they'd rather have me than Greenberg.

PPatel

Ohhh, this is a Greenberg story.

[The others laugh]

JJanowicz

So, I got three voters against the wall. I caught 'em red-handed disseminating pamphlets.

MMartinez

WLF stuff?

JJanowicz

I thought it was. Turned out later, it was some religious crap, but I didn't fuckin' know that. So, I call for backup. Guess who shows up?

SSoldiers

[In unison] Greenberg!

JJanowicz

He pulls up, gets out of his truck, he's in a fuckin' mood, okay? I can already tell. And he's all like, [imitating Greenberg] "What are you fuckin' calling for? What, you can't handle three voters? What did these fuckin' pussies even do?" I say, "I caught them out here disseminating." And he goes, [imitating Greenberg] "What? You fuckin' perverts are out here jerking off and splooging on my streets?" [more laughter and a "holy shit!" from the other soldiers] I swear to God. So, one of the voters turns back to look at me, like, "Are you gonna tell him?" I look back at him like, "Fuck no." That's when the guy decides to open his mouth anyway and goes, "Well, actually, the word disseminate means..." and boom! Greenberg slams his head against the wall. There goes his teeth, just blood fuckin' everywhere. And... And Greenberg goes, "No-one asked you, jizz boy!"

[The squad all laugh some more]

BBurton

[nervously] Wh-why do you call them that? [Janowicz looks at him in confusion] The citizens. Why do you call them "voters"?

JJanowicz

I dunno. Cuz that's what we fucking call 'em. Who cares?

IDIsaac Dixon

[from the back of the carrier, looking up from under his riot helmet] Cuz we took away their rights. Took away their right to vote, and somebody started calling them "voters" to mock them. So now you know.

JJanowicz

[embarrassed] I didn't mean anything by it, Sergeant.

IDIsaac Dixon

Of course you didn't. You're thoughtless.

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