BMBruce McCullough
I'm sorry I caused all that throat cancer and all that bowel cancer. I was just on a roll.
DFDave Foley
And?
BMBruce McCullough
And I won't do it again.
S1Cause of Cancer
S1The Gun Fighter
Dave Foley: I once shot a man just to watch him die, then I got distracted and missed it. Oh my friends tried to describe it to me, but it just isn't the same.
S1The Real Buddy Holly
Buddy Holly (Kevin McDonald): I’m fuckin’ Buddy Holly! That’s who I am!
S1Dr. Seuss Bible
Jesus (Scott Thompson): Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do, for they walk through this life in toe-crampity shoes. (http://www.kithfan.org/work/transcripts/one/drseuss.html)
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