The Invisible Man Season 1 quotes

F. Scott Fitzgerald once said to Ernest Hemingway, "Rich people are different from you and me." To which Hemingway replied, "Yeah, they got more money." Which brings me to a personal favorite of mine, Willie Sutton, who said, "The reason I rob banks is 'cause that's where the money is."

Liz's motto for goodbye was always, "Faster is better." Kind of like tearing off a Band-Aid. Of course, if the wound beneath isn't healed yet, nothing helps except time. And time leaves a big, nasty scar we call the past.

When you go invisible the only person, who can truly watch you, is yourself.

Wow... could you print that out and put it on a key chain for me.

There's a little known law of the universe: when someone who own a mansion hires you to steal something, it can never end well.

I got a question. If a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, how much knowledge does a person need before they're safe? My guess? I'll never be safe again.

A 19th century scientist, Thomas Huxly, once asked, "If a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, how much knowledge does a person need before they're safe?" My guess? A whole hell of a lot.

That's not a regulation haircut.

Well, I guess I'll just have to keep my hat on.

I told you I was calling the shots.

It's fine. You wanna call a time out while I go finda barber shop, that's cool.

You're as big an ass pain as your partner.

Yeah, believe me, once you get to know me, you'll find I'm much worse.