The Invisible Man quotes

F. Scott Fitzgerald once said to Ernest Hemingway, "Rich people are different from you and me." To which Hemingway replied, "Yeah, they got more money." Which brings me to a personal favorite of mine, Willie Sutton, who said, "The reason I rob banks is 'cause that's where the money is."

Liz's motto for goodbye was always, "Faster is better." Kind of like tearing off a Band-Aid. Of course, if the wound beneath isn't healed yet, nothing helps except time. And time leaves a big, nasty scar we call the past.

When you go invisible the only person, who can truly watch you, is yourself.

Wow... could you print that out and put it on a key chain for me.

There's a little known law of the universe: when someone who own a mansion hires you to steal something, it can never end well.

I got a question. If a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, how much knowledge does a person need before they're safe? My guess? I'll never be safe again.

A 19th century scientist, Thomas Huxly, once asked, "If a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, how much knowledge does a person need before they're safe?" My guess? A whole hell of a lot.

That's not a regulation haircut.

Well, I guess I'll just have to keep my hat on.

I told you I was calling the shots.

It's fine. You wanna call a time out while I go finda barber shop, that's cool.

You're as big an ass pain as your partner.

Yeah, believe me, once you get to know me, you'll find I'm much worse.