BHBuck Hendrick
[laughs] You're an amateur, Jack my boy! That creature of yours will never come back again. Animals never return to where they've been shot at, I guarantee it. Why, I shot a big rogue elephant once...
Hendricks! [pause] I told you before, I can't use you.
BHBuck Hendricks
Nah, it's been three weeks. Now, that Hulk of yours is gone up into the mountains somewhere to hole up. Now, I know animals and I guarantee it.
Well, your guarantees don't make it so, Buck. Not anymore. The answer is still no.
BHBuck Hendrick
Now listen, Jack. Together we could bag this thing.
Look, Buck, [takes out some money from his jacket pocket] my expense account has stretched pretty far as it is with...
BHBuck Hendrick
[stops Jack] I don't want a handout. I want a job. I'm a hunter not a charity case. [takes out a piece of paper] Now... [reading from the paper] "Buck Hendrick. Big game hunter. Extraordinaire." Remember? [putting the paper back into his pocket] I gave you plenty of good copy in my time.
[Jack begins walking away]
BHBuck Hendrick
Listen, Jack. If we shoot this Hulk creature of yours, it'll be just like it used to be. You'll have a great story, and I'll be right back on the lecture circuit.
Do you hear yourself? Five years ago, you wouldn't've even considered shooting something that's worth more alive than it is dead. Now, Buck, forget it! Just go home!
BHBuck Hendrick
[points to his hunting car] That's my home!
Well, I'm sorry about that. I really am sorry. But I can't help you. [gets into his car]
BHBuck Hendrick
All right, McGee. All right! I'll beat you to the punch! I'll get you your monster first, and I'll kill it!
[McGee drives away]
BHBuck Hendrick
It'll show itself again. Big ones always do. Buck Hendricks will be there. Guarantee it.
I want you to pull everything out of this room starting with the big boxes over there. And I want you to scrub the room. And then I want you to inventory all this gear.
DBDavid 'Barton' Banner
[sighs] You're the boss.
[squashes a beer can] That's right. [throws the can on the floor] I'm the boss. [David picks up the beer can] What's the matter? Are you worried? I mean, a smart guy like you, huh? You're always uh, spoutin' off about education to Sam. Now's your chance to show her how an educated man can take a tough job like this, see how you can make it uh... simple.
DBDavid 'Barton' Banner
Look, I'm not trying to interfere with you and Samantha... [Harlan pushes David]
Sam is none of your business. Now, you just uh... you just get crackin'. Go on. [David gets to work] You know, Barton, I think I got you figured. I mean, someone like you doesn't come hiking all the way up here for the health now do they? [pause] Or was it the law? Jealous husband? Something worse? [David breaks the wood off with a crowbar, he gets a cut on his hand] Too tough for you, David. You wanna quit? Guys like you, you make a habit of running away. [David takes a box down, he looks at his hand] I know your kind.
DBDavid 'Barton' Banner
Do you?
Yeah. Big shots. I can't stand having someone tell 'em what to do. They uh, have little tantrums, Davey? Why don't you let loose on me and uh, just get it out of your system.
[Brad comes in]
[to Brad] We're uh- You're here just in time to see college boy here take me on hand to hand, huh?
[laughs] That I wanna see.
[David says nothing]
Come on, you gonna take a punch at me or not? Or lose your job. Not if you win. [David says nothing] Huh? [angrily] You hear me?!
Hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's get something to eat. Come on, Harlan.
[to David] I'll be back, yeah. Make sure you do it right now. Don't forget the boxes.
[laughs] Harlan, you're too much!
[after David transforms into the Hulk and trashes up the boxes]
Harlan, we've got a problem!
Look at the size of that thing!
[The Hulk throws some equipment threw a window and roars]
[to Brad] Just hold your ground now. I mean there's two of us. [The Hulk throws down a shelf]
That ain't gonna be enough!
[The Hulks comes towards them]
Look out! Here he comes! Get outta here! [The Hulk punches Harlan and throws him out the doorway]
DBDavid 'Barton' Banner
Harlan! Harlan Bates!
[Harlan, at a far distance, comes out dressed as a creature]
DBDavid 'Barton' Banner
Knock it off, Harlan! It's me David! Harlan, I'm coming up there!
[after David is almost killed by Harlan's log trap]
DBDavid 'Barton' Banner
Dammit, Harlan!
You know, you just wrecked a lotta hard work.
DBDavid 'Barton' Banner
I suppose it doesn't matter that I was almost killed in the process?
It would've served you right, Barton. Now why don't you just get outta here before you fowl up everything.
DBDavid 'Barton' Banner
No, I'm not going anywhere until you go with me! Harlan, that so called posse back there is out for blood! And as a professional one who would just love to kill you...
I can take care of myself!
DBDavid 'Barton' Banner
Well, what about Samantha? She doesn't want a dead father, Harlan!
I think you uh... you've said enough. As a matter of fact, you said too much. Now get outta here! [pushes David]
DBDavid 'Barton' Banner
[shouts] Hey! Up here! Everybody! Up here!...
[Harlan throws David into a ditch]
[David's eyes start to turn green. He transforms into the Hulk]
Yeah, he asked for that anyway.
SCSheriff Colton
[seeing Harlan dressed as a creature] It's a hoax. The whole thing's a hoax.
What hoax? Oh, well yeah, this guy maybe, but what about that thing we saw down there? You call that a hoax? That was no hoax.
TRTV Reporter
And that old guy down there. He stood right up to it. I'm getting an interview. [runs]
Wait a minute! That man's an employee of the National Register!
SCSheriff Colton
Harlan... [walks away with his troops]
Yeah, almost got away with it.
What are you talkin' about? This whole town's got itself a transfusion. Harlan, we're back in business.
SBSamantha Bates
David. What about David?
He was just up here trying to make me understand what I was doing. I think we better find him. I've got some apologising to do. To both of you.
