Robert Benson quotes from The Incredible Hulk

Jack McGee

Here's to Joan Jacobs, Paterson, New Jersey.

Robert Benson

Whose Joan Jacobs?

Jack McGee

The last eyewitness to spot the Hulk. She's pulling her driveway one night about three weeks ago and there he was. Lights must've startled him because he stood in front of her car long enough for her to make an accurate if somewhat hysterical description.

Robert Benson

[laughs] So that's what you're doing in New York. You think this Hulk of yours is taking in a few Broadway shows.

Jack McGee

The Hulk's no joke, Bobby. He's real. And he's a killer. He's also the biggest knockdown, drag-out, five-star final that I have ever latched on to.

Robert Benson

And that's why you spent the last six months tracking down every sighting of your creature. Chicago, St. Louis, Cleveland. Jack, your lucky that paper of yours hasn't kicked you right out on your ear. This thing is becoming an obsession with you.

Jack McGee

Well, maybe so. But right now the Hulk is down there, somewhere. I'm gonna find him.

Robert Benson

Hey, Jack, that green creature of yours was just seen running through Times Square.

Jack McGee

Heading which way?

Robert Benson

[speaking on the phone] Heading which way? Towards Park Avenue.

Jack McGee

Well, Bobby, still think I'm wasting my time?

Robert Benson

[sighs] It's a big city out there, Jack. How can you be sure he's down there?

Jack McGee

Oh, I can't. Like I said in my column, I intend to comb every mile of it until I find out.