Dorothy, Rose and others in “And Ma Makes Three”

Okay girls, which goes better, the silver chain or the pearls?

The chain.

An amateur's mistake. Can't you see that the chain accentuates the many folds of that turkey-like neck?

Well that may be, but the pearls draw attention to the non-existent bosom.

Yes, but, the chain leads the eye even lower, to that huge "spare tire," jutting out over those square manly hips.

Fine, but what are you going to hang it from, the chain or the pearls?

[angrily] Neither, I'm going to spray paint it on my hump!!

See, Blanche, you don't know any more than I do. I'm going to run for Fashion Show Chairman.

Well, you're just wasting your time. Who on that fashion committee is going to vote for you? I'm gonna win.

Well, I don't see how that's possible. Everybody on the committee is female. Who are you going to sleep with?

Are you insinuating that I cannot win it on merit alone? ... All women?