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S2 E6

The Golden Girls · Season 2, Episode 6

Dorothy and Rose in “Big Daddy's Little Lady”

Dorothy

Let's take it from the top.

Rose

From the top. Oh, that's sounds so musical!

Dorothy

[pointing at the piano] Tickle the ivories, Rose.

Rose

[tickling] Goochie-goochie-goochie-goo! [laughs]

Dorothy

Rose, play or die! [Rose begins playing]

Dorothy

[singing the lyrics] "Miami is nice/So I'll say it twice/Miami is nice/Miami is nice/Miami is..." W-, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute! You put in an extra "Miami is nice"!

Rose

I had to. It hurts the music if you don't put it in.

Dorothy

Yeah, but the lyrics don't make any sense! I mean, it goes, "Miami is nice/So I'll say it twice."

Rose

Oh, I see your point. Well, what about this: "Miami is nice/So I'll say it thrice!"

Dorothy

"Thrice"?! Who the hell says "thrice"?!

Rose

It's a word!

Dorothy

So is "interuterine". It does not belong in a song.

Rose

[playing and singing] Miami, you're cuter than, an interuterine...

[Blanche meets her father's new fiancee who is a young woman]

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