Agnes van Rhijn[to Marian] You're very obedient all of a sudden. What are you planning to spring on me?
A character in The Gilded Age
Played by Christine Baranski
The Gilded Age · 52 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in The Gilded Age: in 14 of its 52 quotes
Most scenes with: Marian Brook (8), Ada Brook (5), Peggy Scott (2)
Agnes van Rhijn[to Marian] You're very obedient all of a sudden. What are you planning to spring on me?
Agnes van RhijnYour newfound piety may be put to good use after all.
Agnes van RhijnShe thanks you for the letter that you did not show me and for the tickets that you purchased without my knowledge. She means to join us here just as soon as she has closed the house and sold her furniture.
What a relief.
Agnes van RhijnA relief? And who is to support her? Exactly. Me. With the Van Rhijn money, which was not achieved at no cost to myself. You were allowed the pure and tranquil life of a spinster. I was not.
I'm very grateful.
Agnes van RhijnSo you should be.
Agnes van RhijnNow you need to know, we only receive the old people in this house. Not the new. Never the new.
What's the difference?
Agnes van RhijnThe old have been in charge since before the Revolution. They ruled, justly, until the new people invaded.
It's not quite as simple as that.
Agnes van RhijnYes, it is.
Well, I'm new. I've only just arrived.
Agnes van RhijnMarian, never mind that the Brooks have been in Pennsylvania for a century and a half. My mother, your grandmother, was a Livingston of Livingston Manor, and they came to this city in 1674. You belong to old New York, my dear, and don't let anyone tell you different. You are my niece, and you belong to old New York.
Well I like her strong views. I like her energy. Don't worry, Agnes. She's clever. She'll learn the rules.
Agnes van RhijnWill she? Revolutions are launched by clever people with strong views and excess energy.
Agnes van RhijnWho is this Mr. Raikes?
The lawyer who settled Henry's estate.
Agnes van RhijnDo we have to receive him?
He waived his fee.
Agnes van RhijnOh, I see. Well, let's make it tea and be quick about it.
Agnes van RhijnNew York is a collection of villages, my dear. We know the people who live in our own village.
But not the ones who don't.
The Russells live in your village, Mama. I could throw a stone from here and break their windows.
Agnes van RhijnDon't tease me.
I'm not. I'm stating facts.
Agnes van RhijnI'm not concerned with facts. Not if they interfere with my beliefs.
Why would you want to go to Brooklyn?
As a matter of fact, I'm thinking of paying someone a surprise visit. She may need cheering up.
Agnes van RhijnSo should I if I lived in Brooklyn.
Agnes van RhijnCharity has two functions in our world, my dear. The first is to raise funds for the less fortunate, which is wholly good. The second is to provide a ladder for people to climb into society who do not belong there.
And that is wholly bad?
Agnes van RhijnNot wholly, perhaps, but it should give us pause.
Agnes van RhijnMrs. Russell has fired her maid.
I'm amazed. She didn't give a hint of it when I was with her.
You must have been more eloquent than you realized.
Will you write to her?
Agnes van RhijnOf course I won't write to her! She might write back.
You must acknowledge the letter. She's done what you asked.
[entering] Is there anything that you'd like me to do before you get changed?
Agnes van RhijnPlease thank Mrs. Russell for this note, but without a trace of warmth.
Agnes van RhijnAll our staff seem to have pressing engagements outside this house.
Servants must have a life, Aunt Agnes.
Agnes van RhijnWhy?
Agnes van RhijnYou're an impressive young woman. Not everyone will support your ambitions, to say the least of it. But you are strong enough to manage that.
Thank you. I'll try to be.
Agnes van RhijnDon't you ever get tired of that wretched tapestry? You're like Penelope waiting for Odysseus to get home.
Aunt Ada likes needlework.
Agnes van RhijnI like ice cream. That doesn't mean I eat it twenty-four hours a day.
Are we supposed to applaud our eternal damnation if we have wine with dinner?
Agnes Van RhijnMy applause was in gratitude that she's finally finished.
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