Scratch quotes from The Ghost and Molly McGee

Bra-va! Andrea Davenport, social influencer, future disruptor, Brighton Middle School's Official Good Will Ambassador. [the students cheer] It's a lot of things in one, I know. I'd be honored if you'd join me on stage this afternoon at the "New School Year Assembly".

Molly

Wow! Thanks! That would be incredible, Anndrea!

Scratch

[eating the food of the class's pet] Oh, what's this?

[inhales, giggles] It's actually Ahn-drea.

Molly

Isn't that what I just said?

No, you said Ann-drea.

Molly

Oh! I'm, I'm, I'm so, so sorry!

Oh, honey, it's fine. It's your first day. Forgive and forget!

Molly

Wow, thank you, Anh-drea, that's so nice of you. Oh, crud, is it Ann-drea? [Andrea is annoyed.] Or, wait... What was it again? Is it... Which vowel? Is it E? A, E, I, O... Onn-drea? Or is there an umlaut? Is it like Aun-drea? Or did...

Ahem... Maybe you should take a sit...before you make this even worse.

Molly

Sweet baby corn! An invitation? I love invitations!

Eee! Open it!

Scratch

Ooh! A Bat Mitzvah!

Molly

Uh, I think it's pronounced "Baat Mitzvah".

You are correct, Molly!

Molly

Ha! I knew it!

For months, I've been studying Hebrew, practicing my Torah portion, and trying on dresses which have given me stress hives and contact hives!

But it'll all be worth it, because while I'm a girl today, on Saturday, I shall become... a woman!

Scratch

OK, well, where do the bats come in?

[as she pulls Scratch through the portal] Say goodbye, Scratch. 'Cause you're gonna spend an eternity in the Flow of Failed Phantoms!

Molly

[holding onto Scratch] Scratch! No!

Scratch

SORRY MOLLYYYYYY!!! [the portal closes]

Molly

SCRAAAAAATCH!!! [falls to her knees in despair]