Barry and Joe in “Unfinished Business”

Barry

Joe, what I said to you about not being my father...

Joe

Barry, I know. I know I'm not your father.

Barry

You're right, you're not. You're just the man who kept me fed and in clothes, who sat by my bed every night until I fell asleep because I was afraid of the dark, helped me with my homework. You taught me how to drive, and shave... and you dropped me off to college. Sounds a lot like a dad to me.