“Swing and a Miss” quotes from The Finder

Isabel Zambada

Holy moley! When you said, "Your place or mine?" I definitely made the right decision.

Holy moley?

Isabel Zambada

I'm on my best behavior.

I'm sorry to hear that.

Isabel Zambada

Did you know that a U.S. marshal makes less than 50 grand a year, and you being a baseball pitcher, you'd make --

-- more than that.

Isabel Zambada

So you really think you can impress me with your fancy car, fancy house and fancy looks?

I don't know. Depends on what you mean by "Holy moley".

Walter Sherman

[pointing to Frank Heywood] Have you seen his fastball?

Isabel Zambada

I was hoping to, but we got interrupted by a robber.

Isabel Zambada

Did you say "no" to Frank because of "Paragraph C"?

Walter Sherman

I said "no" because Frank is a lying liar face. That's a technical term.

Walter Sherman

It's a no brainer. There's nothing more anti-American than the designated hitter.

Leo Knox

Al-Quaeda is more anti-American than anything.

Walter Sherman

This country was founded on a celebration of our individual freedoms. The designated hitter puts the team's collective success over that of the individual. Can't bat? Don't worry. We'll send somebody to do that part of your job for you so we can all win together. There's a name for that, Leo. It's Communism.

Leo Knox

You can't get any more anti-American than actually trying to destroy America.

Walter Sherman

Al-Quaeda's doomed to failure. Hiding in caves. Designated hitters walk among us as heroes. It's subversive.