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A scene from “Philosophies from Sally Rogers' Aunt Agnes”

"If your heart is where the sky is bluest, then the sound of winter's twilight will be your friend."

"It is wise for a poor man to choose the weather, but it's folly for a rich man to choose a poor man."

"Sally, you can't tell a book if the title's covered."

"The sun isn't always shining just because there are sparrows."

"Man is like the drifting snow. It comes down in small flurries and piles up against the door, and before long you can't get out of the house."

"It is better to get a rose from a casual friend than to get a can of succotash from a hoodlum."

"You can choose your friends but you can't choose your relatives. So choose friends with a lot of money."

"The only true nominees are the people from Nomin."

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