[Rok TV]
The work of he's-a-singer Bob Dylan is to be reappraised following the discovery of a filum which shows several of his songs, including the classic "Subterranean Homesick Blues", being sung as long ago as 1947 by the singer/songwriter George Formby.
[Outtake from "Underpants", 1947]
Dylan, who is in hospital after eating a rotten wolf, has so far been unavailable for comment.
[a skeleton swinging on a rope] Hello, Ian Curtis here, I watch Rok TV every day!
That's the news where it's gone. Time now for Suki Bapswent with her special brand of things.
What-ho, I'm Sukie Bapswent!
Mm!
Uh-oh, now go 'wow' for the latest sounds from Nirvana! They've been commissioned to do the music behind the new Panty Smile sanitary products campaign. Okay boys, hit me with those ultra-pads!
Once a month / You'll become a slave
To a tidal wave / Yeah
Body's little clock / Could mess up your frock
But Panty Smile's a lovely thing
It absorbs every thing
Chorus
You can wear them / In the high street
Body contours / Very discreet
And the comfort / You won't be-lieve
'Cause the topsheet / Is a dryweave
Yeah. Panty / Yeah / Smile
Panty / Yeah / Smile
Panty / Yeah / Smile
Panty / Yeah / Smile
Panty Smile. A Comfy Pal who says Never Mind.
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