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The Cosby Show · Season 4, Episode 3

“It Ain't Easy Being Green” quotes from The Cosby Show

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“It Ain't Easy Being Green” · Season 4, Episode 3

In this episode: Rudy Huxtable (5), Clair Huxtable (3), Cliff Huxtable (2)

Mom?

Yes honey.

This is the dress I'm wearing to Kelly's party, okay? Okay bye.

Just a minute, Rudy.

Yes, mom.

Come here, please.

What for?

Come here. You know, just last month. We put that dress and all your summer clothes in a trunk and I told you it's getting too cold for you to wear them.

Yesterday it was hot.

But I know but yesterday was an unusual day today it's 52 degrees.

It's probably going to get hot when the party starts.

I don't think so, Rudy. The weatherman says it's gonna get colder so why don't you take that dress and put it back in the trunk.

But this is my favorite dress. Can I wear it to the party please?

Mmm, I want you to dress warm.

I am warm.

Well you're in the house. But Rudy if you go outside dressed like that you gonna catch cold.

I don't care, as long as I can wear my dress.

I'm sorry, the answer's no.

But I want to wear it.

Well I'm sorry sweetie, you're not wearing it.

Yes I am.

Hey! You forgot the water heater! Hey! Hey! The water heater!

Hi.

Hey.

You look sad.

It wouldn't take the water heater away.

I'm sorry.

What's the matter with you?

I'm little. When you're little you're nothing.

So you're nothing?

I am a big nothing.

Mom?

Yes honey.

This is the dress I'm wearing to Kelly's party, okay? Okay bye.

Just a minute, Rudy.

Yes, mom.

Come here, please.

What for?

Come here. You know, just last month. We put that dress and all your summer clothes in a trunk and I told you it's getting too cold for you to wear them.

Yesterday it was hot.

But I know but yesterday was an unusual day today it's 52 degrees.

It's probably going to get hot when the party starts.

I don't think so, Rudy. The weatherman says it's gonna get colder so why don't you take that dress and put it back in the trunk.

But this is my favorite dress. Can I wear it to the party please?

Mmm, I want you to dress warm.

I am warm.

Well you're in the house. But Rudy if you go outside dressed like that you gonna catch cold.

I don't care, as long as I can wear my dress.

I'm sorry, the answer's no.

But I want to wear it.

Well I'm sorry sweetie, you're not wearing it.

Yes I am.

Hey! You forgot the water heater! Hey! Hey! The water heater!

Hi.

Hey.

You look sad.

It wouldn't take the water heater away.

I'm sorry.

What's the matter with you?

I'm little. When you're little you're nothing.

So you're nothing?

I am a big nothing.

Mom?

Yes, honey.

This is the dress I'm wearing to Kelly's party, okay? Okay, bye.

Just a minute, Rudy.

Yes, Mom.

Come here, please.

What for?

Just come here. You know, just last month we put that dress and all your summer clothes in a trunk, and I told you it's getting too cold for you to wear them.

Yesterday, it was hot.

Well, I know, but yesterday was an unusual day. Today it's 52 degrees.

It's probably going to get hot when the party starts.

I don't think so, Rudy. The weatherman says it's gonna get colder, so why don't you take that dress and put it back in the trunk.

But this is my favorite dress. Can I wear it to the party? Please?

Mmm, I want you to dress warm.

I am warm.

Well, you're in the house. But, Rudy, if you go outside dressed like that, you're gonna catch a cold.

I don't care, as long as I can wear my dress.

I'm sorry. The answer is "no."

But I wanna wear it.

Well, I'm sorry, sweetie. You're not wearing it.

Yes I am.

Young lady... don't you talk back to me. A "no" is a "no," understand?

But, Mommy, you're making me feel bad.

Oh, Rudy, if you don't listen to me, you're gonna feel much worse. Now take that dress, put it back in the trunk, and let's have no further discussion about it, please.

I have one more question.

Yes, what is it?

Can I wear my dress to the party this one time? Please?

No. Upstairs now.

But Mo--

Rudy! If I hear one more word out of you, you're not going to that party. I mean it.

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