Man in queue
(grabs Brittas by the collar) I've been invited to give a lecture here, and unless you tell me in the next thirty seconds where I'm supposed to go, I'm going to take you outside and set fire to you! Understand?
Brittas
(calmly) Mr Owen?
Man
Right!
Brittas
Mr Ken Owen? "Tranquillity Without Drugs"?
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