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The Boondocks · Season 1, Episode 15

Wedgie Rudlin and White Scientist in “Unfinished Business”

(in BET Torture Lab/Chamber)

White Scientist (laying strapped to gurney wearing only his boxer shorts): Just what is going on?!! WHY have you kidnapped me?!

WRWedgie Rudlin

And now, doctor we will now discuss your methods of DNA testing. (laughs evilly)

WSWhite Scientist

No, PLEASE! NOOO!

(Wedgie presses button to turn on ray machine, but after machine starts up, the whole room goes into a power outage).

WRWedgie Rudlin

(Beep)! Why does this always happen when we try to use the GODDAMN TORTURE MACHINE?!!Can somebody PLEASE get the power back on so we use the torture machine?!!

Male BET Employee (off-screen) : I think somebody forgot to pay the bill, Weggie.

WRWedgie Rudlin

WILL SOMEONE PAY THE (Beeping) BILL?!!

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