SCSecond customer
Live long and suffer!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
SCSecond customer
[to the third customer] SUFFER…
TCThird customer
[Andrew Hill Newman] All right, I rented The Brady Bunch last evening, but this is not the Brady Bunch that I’m aware of.
Oh, no; you no ask for The Brady Bunch; you asked for The Brady…Brunch!
TCThird customer
“Brunch”?! Just play this tape on your VCR machine; you’ll see what’s what.
BMBlini/Marcia
I have hairs of gold.
BGBiscotti/Greg
Like your mother.
BMBlini/Marcia
The youngest one, she is in curls.
BGBiscotti/Greg
You know, my father, he has three boys of his own.
BMBlini/Marcia
Yes; this is the way that we become the Brady Brunch.
BGBiscotti/Greg
Oh, look…here comes our lonely housekeeper; that Alice.
GAGnocchi/Alice
Clean your rooms now.
BGBiscotti/Greg
Oh, Alice…
TCThird customer
Those were not the Bradys. They weren’t even a bunch.
TCThird customer
No. You people are peculiar. Every year for 12 years, I’ve rented a Brady film to celebrate my release from the clinic. But this year, there were no Bradys; no bunch…no joy…just, this—this piece of horribleness; Brady Brunch?! What do you think I am; some kinda cock-a-doodle-doo?! I oughta…I oughta…oh, the panic attack…call the clinic!
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