The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 quotes

"Please, stop the music! I can't jump that far!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Do the Koopa"

"Oh, this is horrible! Koopa's so mean, I bet he's gonna turn Mario into a miniature poodle, too!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas

"Never trust a Koopa unless ya check up on him!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Recycled Koopa"

"Real world, here I come!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Super Koopa"

"Me, nice? I've never been nice in my life! I'm allergic to nice!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Princess Toadstool for President"

"I pledge allegiance to Kootie Pie and the repulsiveness for which she stands..." -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"

"Get off my throne, you ugly upstick!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Never Koop a Koopa"

(punishing Kootie Pie) "Pick up your socks! Close the door! Get off the telephone!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"

"Well, hello there! Give your uncle a big kiss! Ow! Why you-- uh, you sweet little thing you! Yuck! I hate mushroom brats!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Princess Toadstool for President"

"KOOTIE-PIIIIIIIIIIIIIEE, if that pigsty you call a romm isn't cleanin' yet, you're grounded. Not a grande-killer. (Toad: For 2 weeks?) No, it's not, he's gonna kill me. -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Dadzilla"

No chocolate cover cockroach snacks, no tripping old ladies, no Iceland for Mama Fireplant, uh-uh, no fun anysort for whoooooooole month and it's all Luigi's fault and never AGAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN. -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Dadzilla"

"Ohh, I hate it when my tootsie-wootsies get wet!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Oh, Brother!"

"Hey, what are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a reptile ready to conquer the world?" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Super Koopa"

"It's not neat stuff, you nincomkoop! It's the same trash we had before! Now get rid of it! And this time, see that it doesn't come back!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Recycled Koopa"

"Quiet, Koopalings! I'm the king here! I'll decide what land we're gonna take over!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"