Jasper Jordan quotes from The 100

Jasper Jordan

(To Clarke) They got a bar in this town? I'll buy you a beer.

Jasper Jordan

Need a hand now that you almost blew one off?

Clarke Griffin

I wonder, "Why haven't we seen any animals?" Maybe it's because there are none. Maybe we've already been exposed to enough radiation to kill us. Sure is pretty, though. Come on.

Octavia Blake

Someone should slip her some poison sumac.

Finn Collins

I got to know what you two did to get busted.

Monty Green

Sumac is not the only herb in the garden, if you know what I mean.

Jasper Jordan

Someone forgot to replace what we took.

Monty Green

Someone has apologised, like, 1,000 times.

Jasper Jordan

How about you, Octavia? What'd they get you for?

Octavia Blake

Being born.

Jasper Jordan

Octavia, Octavia. I think I'm going crazy. The Grounders are here, or I'm going crazy.

Octavia Blake

Just slow down, just tell me what you saw.

Jasper Jordan

Him, him.

Octavia Blake

Jasper, there's no one there.

Jasper Jordan

He's right there. We have to run, we have to run. Why isn't anyone doing anything?

Octavia Blake

Jasper, shut up! Are you on something?

Jasper Jordan

I love you and I just want you to know this. We're all gonna die soon, okay? I love you.

Octavia Blake

(takes the nuts from his hand) Is this all you've eaten today?

Jasper Jordan

It is, but who the Hell cares now?

Octavia Blake

You're totally bombed. Relax. Here, buddy, take this. (hands him a stick)

Jasper Jordan

It's a stick.

Octavia Blake

No, this is an anti-Grounder stick, so as long as you hold this and you sit right here the Grounders won't be able to see you. See.

Jasper Jordan

That makes sense.

Octavia Blake

It does make sense.

Monty Green

There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you.

Jasper Jordan

You shouldn't be here, Monty.

Monty Green

None of us should be here! Know why that moon's red?

Jasper Jordan

It's really red? [chuckles] I thought I was tripping already.

Monty Green

It's from the death wave. Radioactive ash in the air! If we leave now, I can make two trips to Polis before it gets here. That should be enough for everyone who wants to-

Jasper Jordan

I am... leaving now. For all its' faults... Earth is really beautiful.

Monty Green

How much jobi tea did you drink? jasper

Jasper Jordan

Just the right amount.

Monty Green

What did you do?ut like this, Monty-

Monty Green

Find out what?! What did you do?! [pulls off the helmet of his Hazmat suit] Answer me!

Monty Green

No. This isn't happening.

Jasper Jordan

Look, you need to let it go-

Monty Green

The Hell I do. Get up!

Jasper Jordan

Go!forgive you, do you hear me?! Just come on!

Jasper Jordan

Don't say that. Don't live with that. No, no. Say... say you love me. [grabs Monty's hand]

Monty Green

Don't do this to me. Please.

Jasper Jordan

Say you love me, or you'll regret it, Monty.