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Andrews quotes from Taggart

6 quotes

Tied for 7th most-quoted character in Taggart: in 6 of its 53 quotes
Most scenes with: Taggart (6), Livingstone (6), Murray (2)

Scenes with Andrews 6

BBlackman

It's empty, sir. Sorry about the accident.

Put it away. [Blackman heads off. To the officer, zipping up his coat] Hey! Not near the locus!

OOfficer

Sorry, sir. [He heads off.]

I took a brief statement from the jogger. You'll probably want to talk to him yourself. Mr. Martin Inglis, he's a lecturer in languages of the African Horn.

AAndrews

A bit cold for swimming, isn't it?

[Introducing himself] Detective Sergeant Livingstone.

AAndrews

Andrews.

This way, sir. She's been dead a good six hours. Her watch stopped, luckily. [He returns down the riverbank.]

AAndrews

[Cheerily] Good morning, Jim.

[Turns to Andrews, dourly] ...Going to be(!)

AAndrews

Seen a strangulation before?

Yes.

AAndrews

It always surprises me how serene they look. Almost buddha-like.

Why do you think she was laid out like that?

AAndrews

It's not for me to look into the minds of killers. I'd say between twelve and one. Bears out the time on the watch. Lucky stroke, that.

That's allowing for the rise in temperature, due to asphyxia?

AAndrews

That's allowing.

[Bends down to get closer to the body] What do you think was used?

AAndrews

Stocking. Certainly not a hard cloth.

And scissors?

AAndrews

Scalping like that is unusual.

[Covering the deceased's face] Red Indian.

AAndrews

Not many of them in Glasgow.

AAndrews

Where are you from?

Penal division, just promoted.

AAndrews

Originally?

Edinburgh.

AAndrews

University?

Yes.

AAndrews

You're working with Jim Taggart? Good luck to you!

I don't like educated people that find deid bodies at seven in the morning.

Or just educated people, sir?

You being cheeky?

No, sir.

So you're a flyer.

I did my course in Lothian and Borders.

And flew off course(!) Glasgow's a hard city.

I'm aware of that.

What public school did that accent come out of?

Matthew Kerr's Academy for Boys.

You wait here. [He gets in his car, leaving Livingstone at the crime scene.]

AAndrews

Good morning, Jim.

Christmas comes but once a year(!) [He starts to climb down the ladder]

AAndrews

Exciting, isn't it?

[Now down the ladder] I can think of another adjective.

AAndrews

I haven't touched anything. The workmen opened this one.

[Glances at the bones] They are human?

AAndrews

I'd have gone if they weren't.

How long d'you think they've been here?

AAndrews

These bones? [Picks one of them up] Eight or ten years. I might be able to be more exact when we open the rest.

[Glances over at the wall, then motions to the photographer] Hey, over here. [They move over to a corner of the wall where Taggart uncovers a handbag covered in cobwebs. He also spots a set of small wooden discs. He carefully picks one up with his handkerchief.]

[Handing the handbag to a sergeant] Now, take care of that. We might get a print from the inside. I don't know what these are yet [He also hands over a couple of the discs which have been bagged up. To Livingstone] We've a dismembered body down here. I suppose you'll want to look at it. [He descends the ladder again, followed by Murray and Livingstone.]

AAndrews

Stunning! A complete pelvic girdle.

Just what you've always wanted(!)

One body?

AAndrews

What are you, greedy? Yes, I'd say one.

At least it confirms the sex. The pubic arch and inlet look too wide for it to be male.

AAndrews

So you know your anatomy?

A little.

AAndrews

[Examining the pelvis] You're right. There should be a groove. Yes, there we are, on the front of the ileum. Uterus has decomposed, often it's the last organ to go.

And why the discolouration?

...Fire burns?

That would have been big enough, wouldn't you say?

Yes... one limb at a time.

There must have been a lot of blood. He could've cut her up in a bathroom.

You realise this property's been subject to a lot of short lets?

Aye, I know. [Starts to walk off.]

Jim? [Taggart stops.] I hope you're going to work with him [referring to Livingstone].

Haven't I been a good boy so far(?)

Aren't the... what is it... centres of ossification the only way to tell the age?

AAndrews

Sure you wouldn't like my job?

Right now, I'd prefer it.

AAndrews

Provided she's under twenty-five, I can pin it to a year. But I'd sooner do it in my laboratory.

Can you at least have a look just now?

AAndrews

Why are you so impatient?

Well, the sooner we find out who she is, the sooner we find out who murdered her.

AAndrews

And the sooner you stop working with Jim Taggart!

Right.

...So I've got you back.

Well, it wasn't my idea.

Nor mine.

Do you still keep that lucky charm? [An ornamental green buddha.]

Why?

You might need it. [He shows Taggart the ring] There's a name engraved on the inside - Margaret Balfour. [Taggart's face falls] Of course, could just be coincidence.

AAndrews

I can give you an indication as to her age...

[Solemnly] She was twenty-two.

AAndrews

You're surprisingly clairvoyant this morning. Well, the upper and central vertebrae have almost joined, which would put her between twenty-two and twenty-five. What have you found?

...A load of trouble.

AAndrews

...five foot six, taking the mean of several estimations. No foetal bones. We've everything here but the skull. Presumably he disposed of that elsewhere to prevent identification.

I wonder why.

The neck looks unnaturally bent.

Cause of death or is that too hopeful?

AAndrews

Impossible to say. [He approaches the skeleton and motions to the fractures] Any fracture such as here, and here, would be caused by dismemberment of the body.

And what was used?

AAndrews

A saw, I'd say.

How is she?

She'll be up in a couple of days(!)

Tests brought up one print. [He hands a foolscap to Taggart, who looks through it] On a metal catch inside the bag. Identified as Margaret Balfour's thumbprint.

That's what I like, a nine-year-old print(!)

What do we have on O'Donnell?

Housebreakings, cheque fraud. Attempted murder of a waitress - not proven. And one conviction of incest against his daughter.

Where is she?

Same place as him. She took an overdose nine years ago.

Deathbed confession, Jim?

Nah. He did us no favours. Fell out of bed drunk, died of hypothermia. He was stiff when the landlady found him.

...Struck from behind, I thought.

AAndrews

[Frustrated with Livingstone's impatience] I do know a bit about skull fractures(!) A hammer, I'd say, with some force.

The cause of death?

AAndrews

Well, it didn't just give her a headache(!)

Why did O'Donnell go to all that trouble to prevent identification?

If she was attacked with a knife in the lay-by, the hammer blow to the skull suggests she was killed later.

AAndrews

Makes sense. He wouldn't use two weapons to attack her with.

[To Livingstone] That bails out your theory.

AAndrews

What's that?

That she was alive when she was taken back to Dalmally Road, like Cunningham said.

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