EEliza
It's just a stick!
JJason
It's got a face on it. Don't worry!
EEliza
It's a *bleep* stick!
JJason
I know right!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I thought I was the dumbest survivor ever.
(after Erik volunteers to lick Cirie's fingers after she ate the cake) Something's wrong with that boy.
AAmanda
Can I first hug my sister goodbye?
Nope!
EErik
I wanna give the Immunity Necklace to Natalie!
CCirie
My mother always told me, you may not be able to beat them with these (points at her muscles) all the time, but you can always beat them with this (points to head).
You're crazy! You'll officially go down as the dumbest Survivor ever. In the history of Survivor. Ever.
I've lost my reign as "Dumbest Survivor Ever"!!
Eat your rice!
You (G.C.) wanted to go home, so you get your wish.
I think you (Kelly) are a moron and I really hope you are dunzo before me.
F***ing forget you (Kelly), go home!
(on Ace) You are one of the snakes I have to get rid of, go home!
RRandy
(on Crystal) Bitch!
You (Randy) are a disgusting, old, hot-headed, chauvinistic, alcoholic bigot, and you need to grow up before you die alone! Loser.
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