Survivor quotes

I got this pain and it literally feels like somebody's got a knife cutting from my belly button to the right side.

Jeff Probst

(at tribal council; tells to what is now final twelve) You are now one tribe. Twelve people fighting for a million bucks.

Tell Sabrina thanks for the souvenir.

The last time I played, Survivor smacked me in the chops, and this time, I'm smacking back.

Thirty-nine days from now, I will make a million dollars.

(on Jeff Kent) I used to spend time with a guy who is really into baseball, so I know who Jeff Kent is. There is no mention of him being a former professional athlete who made probably $30,000,000 in his career. I don't think the other tribe members know, and I think Jeff likes it that way, but I will tell him that I know, as soon as it becomes valuable to me.

We filmed the last episode of The Facts of Life in March of '88. I got married in July of '88. After that, I left show business behind. I lost all the money that I made from The Facts of Life. A bunch of money invested, a lot of it kinda went the way of the 80's crash. Being on Survivor at this season of my life is just a godsend. Because I've been running and running from the time I was a little kid, to slow down and go inside and find out: Who am I? Am I more than a mom? Am I more than a child star? So I am just excited because I love the game. But in a whole new level, I'm really excited of what will change inside me.

(commenting on his cuddling with Angie) When I first saw Angie, I kept having to remind myself, "Don't get booty blinded. Don't get booty blinded. You're here to play Survivor."

I notice that you and Mike are very close and it's starting to worry me.

Mike's like my father.

This is a game. It doesn't matter if you like Mike or not. You go off together and whispering...

Yeah, but I feel the same way about you and Pete.

But we don't switch conversations when people walk up to us. (to camera) If she screws me over, that's it, she's dead to me.

I think part of it is just a 24-year-old guy (Malcolm) snuggling up to something that is really nice to snuggle up to, but now it's like there's these huge targets on their back.

If Denise decides to hitch her wagon to the young ones, then I'm dead.

I got an immunity idol this morning and a new tribe in the afternoon and I feel like I got my swag back.

Well, I said that you (Jeff) were Plan B, but I think this was actually Plan D or E.

You know what pisses me off? 'Cause I think I've made about 60 million dollars playing baseball, and I want this frickin' million dollars in this game. And it's not even a million bucks! It's 600 grand by the time Obama takes it! I'm a Game 7 World Series loser. You know, I've played in the biggest games in the world and the worst games in the world, but this just sucks!

I hope you (Denise) go home tonight. Look who's judging you now!