Jeff Probst quotes from Survivor

Jeff

Take that anger and point it to the pirate, not me!

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(in the absence of Redemption Island of this season) That means when you are voted out this season, there is no second chance. You go home.

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(at tribal council; tells to what is now final twelve) You are now one tribe. Twelve people fighting for a million bucks.

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Keep fighting! YOU GOTTA DIG!

Jeff

Jon, what are you basing your vote on tonight?

Astrological signs!

Jeff

Are you loaded?

Jeff

What is this about?

This this... that's ... that's Johnny Fairplay right there. That's the "F", that's the "Y". I'm all in between. Johnny Fairplay. I play fair. No cheating.

Jeff

Well, Osten - I don't pretend to know what you're thinking either, but I know this: I've been to about a hundred Tribal Councils. Never, ever seen anybody lay down their torch. So, this is a first for me. Seems unanimous. I just want to make sure. Savage - you're going to indulge Osten, sending him home?

Yes.

Jeff

Darrah?

Yeah.

Jeff

Rhino?

Yep.

Jeff

T?

Yes.

Jeff

No need to vote and waste any more time. Grab your torch.

Random?

Jeff

It's not random.

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First person voted out of Survivor: China; Chicken.

DAMN!

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That's four. That's enough. You need to bring me your torch. Chicken. Tribe has spoken.

I heard'em.

Can I first hug my sister goodbye?

Jeff

Nope!

I wrote down "Grammy".

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Who's Grammy?

Grammy's gonna be the uh, the older lady.

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What's your name?

Sandy.

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Sandy.

Two for Sandy.

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OK, that's two for Sandy.

Guy with glasses and peachy orange shirt.

Stephen.

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Stephen. That's two for Sandy, one vote for Stephen.

Three for Sandy.

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OK, that's three for Sandy.

The older lady, Sandy, I'm sorry.

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That is four for Sandy, one for Stephen.

Older lady, Sandy, I'm sorry!

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That's five, there's only eight, five is enough. (to Sandy) Sandy, over here with me!

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I'll read the votes

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First vote.......Sandy.

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Carolina.

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Carolina. Two votes Carolina, one vote Sandy.

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Carolina. Three votes Carolina, one vote Sandy.

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Carolina. Four votes Carolina, one vote Sandy.

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First person voted out of Survivor Tocantins....Carolina. That's five, that's enough, need to bring me your torch.

(gives torch to Jeff Probst)

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Carolina, your tribe has spoken. (puts out flame)

Jeff

Is baseball your sport?

No, making love's my sport.

Jeff

Coach! Coach!

Coach! No! No karate chopping!

Jeff

Coach! Coach! No! Do-over! Coach, inadvertent or not, you used your arm!

There is deception going on here. Deception on levels, Jeff, that these guys don’t even understand. There’s more.

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Continue.

(to Zeke) Why haven’t you told anyone you’re transgender?