Texas Pete quotes from SuperTed

Texas Pete

[tries to untangle himself from his bandages] Just wait until I... bandage... When I get out of this, I'll...

Texas Pete

Okay, you two idiots. Get out there and stick those bits back on!

Bulk

Oh no!

Skeleton

But it's cold and dark out there, Tex!

Texas Pete

Get going! Before I break every bone in your body!

Texas Pete

Okay, boys, spread out. [Shoves Bulk and Skeleton either side and draws his six-shooters] And keep quiet.

Skeleton

But, Tex, it's dark... I mean it's cold. [a water drop lands on his head] The roof's simply dripping with water.

Texas Pete

Ssshh! Ssshh!

Skeleton

Stop picking on me!

Texas Pete

[hears a clanking sound] What's that noise?

Bonjour. I'm having a little trouble. Would you mind helping clear this snow?

Bulk

Help? Oh, yeah. Love to.

Skeleton

I don't mind. I'm going for anything.

Texas Pete

Grab her, you dummies!

Skeleton

I don't suppose you mind if I hold your hand, would you, Tex?

Texas Pete

Yes I would.

Bulk

You can hold mine if you like, Skeleton.

Skeleton

[revolted] Yuck!

Texas Pete

Hey, what are you worrying about? There's no ghosts here.

Bulk

Well, what was that moaning, Tex?

Texas Pete

That's just the wind.

Skeleton

[covers his eyes from the sight of a ghoulish statue] Tex! That statue. I... I think it moved.

Bulk

[with his hands over his eyes] I can't see anything.

Skeleton

Not surprising with your eyes closed, you idiot!