That's ectoplasm. Well, Sam, I think I know what we're dealing with here. It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Hunters don't tip that well.
Well they aren't that good at poker either.
Jo, you've got options. No one in their right mind chooses this life. My dad started me on this when I was so young, I wish I could do something else.
You love the job.
Yeah, but I'm a little twisted.
You don't think I'm a little twisted, too?
Jo, you've got a mother that worries about you, who wants something more for you. Those are good things. You don't throw things like that away. They might be hard to find later.
So, this job as glamorous as you thought it would be?
Well, except for all the pee-your-pants terror, yeah, sure.
DBDiana Ballard
Sam, you seem like a good kid. It's not your fault Dean's your brother. We can't pick our family.
What do you think, Scully, want to check it out?
I'm not Scully, you're Scully.
No, I'm Mulder. You're a red-headed woman.
Anthony Gyles' body was found right about here. [reads] "Throat slit so deep, part of his spinal cord was visible."
[whistles] What do you think? Vengeful spirit, underline "vengeful"?
My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone.
This is bothering me.
BBallard
Well, you are digging up a corpse.
No, not that. That's, uh, that's pretty par for the course, actually.
So much for a low profile. You've got a warrant in St. Louis, and now you're officially in the Feds' database.
Dude, I'm like Dillinger or something.
Dean, it's not funny. Makes the job harder. We've got to be more careful now.
Well, what have they got on you?
I'm sure they just haven't posted it yet.
Wait - no accessory, nothing?
Shut up.
[laughs] You're jealous.
No, I'm not!
Uh-huh. All right, what have you got on the case there, you innocent, harmless, young man, you?
Whatever they are, they're big, nasty...
Yeah, I bet they could hump the crap out of your leg. Look at that one, huh? [chuckles] What? They could!
So?
Secretary's name is Carly. She's 23, she, uh, kayaks, and they're real.
You didn't happen to ask her if she's seen any black dogs lately, did you?
Every complaint called in this week about anything big, black or dog-like. There's 19 calls in all. And, uh, I don't know what this thing is.
[Laughs] You mean Carly's MySpace address?
Yeah, MySpace. What the hell is that? [Sam laughs] Seriously, is that, like, some sort of porn site?
We gotta find out if anyone else struck any bargains around here.
Great. So, we've got to clean up these people's mess for them? I mean, they're not exactly squeaky clean. Nobody put a gun to their head and forced them to play "Let's Make a Deal."
So, what, we should just leave them to die?
Somebody goes over Niagara in a barrel, you gonna jump in and try to save them?
You did it to save her?
EEvan
She had cancer, they'd stopped treatment, they were moving her into hospice. They kept saying, "Matter of days." So, yeah, I made the deal. And I'd do it again. I'd have died for her on the spot.
Did you ever think about her in all this?
EEvan
I did this for her.
You sure about that? I think you did it for yourself so you wouldn't have to live without her. But, guess what, she's gonna have to live without you now. But what if she knew how much it cost? What if she knew it cost your soul? How do you think she'd feel?
Dean, did you pay any attention in history class?
Yeah. The shot heard 'round the world, how bills become laws...
That's not school! That's Schoolhouse Rock!
...Whatever.
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