Oh. Hello, Dean. Aren't you a surprise? You've come a long way to see this, haven't you?
Well go ahead. Kill me.
Kill you? [looks at the body of Dean-2014] Don't you think that would be a little redundant? [Sighs] I'm sorry. It must be painful, speaking to me in this... shape. But it had to be your brother. It had to be. [Tries to touch Dean but Dean flinches back] You don't have to be afraid of me, Dean. What do you think I'm going to do?
I don't know, maybe deep-fry the planet?
Why? Why would I want to destroy this stunning thing? Beautiful, in a trillion different ways. The last perfect handiwork of God. You ever hear the story of how I fell from Grace?
Oh, good God, you're not gonna tell me a bedtime story, are ya? My stomach's almost outta bile.
You know why God cast me down? Because I loved Him. More than anything. And then God created...[smirks] you. The little... hairless apes. And then He asked all of us to bow down before you. To love you more than Him. And I said, "Father, I can't." I said, "These human beings are flawed. Murderous." And for that, God had Michael cast me into Hell. Now tell me, does the punishment fit the crime? Especially when I was right. Look what six billion of you have done to this thing. And how many of you blame me for it.
[voice wavering] You're not fooling me, you know that? With this 'sympathy for the devil' crap. I know what you are.
What am I?
You're the same thing, only bigger. The same brand of cockroach I've been squashing my whole life. An ugly, evil, belly-to-the-ground supernatural piece of crap. The only difference between them and you, is the size of your ego.
I like you, Dean. I get what the other angels see in you. Goodbye. We'll meet again soon.
You better kill me now!
Pardon?
You better kill me now! Or I swear, I will find a way to kill you. And I won't stop-
I know you won't. I know you won't say yes to Michael either, and I know you won't kill Sam. Whatever you do, you will always end up here. Whatever choices you make, whatever details you alter, we will always end up... here. [tears start to fall from Dean freely] I win... So, I win.
You're wrong.
See you in five years, Dean.
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