Dominic Lehne / Yellow-Eyed Demon and Nun in “Unfinished Business”

Our Father, who art in... Heaven. Hallowed be Thy name. Thy Kingdom come, blah blah blah, lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Truer words never spoken, huh, Sisters? But sometimes, it feels it's difficult to know the Creator. Sometimes, I feel, in a very literal sense, that I have been wandering the desert for years, looking for our father! Well, not "our" father. My father, see, he's in jail. Your Dad put him there. I almost gave up hope! But, "ye of little faith", because I finally found him. Or, at least, y'know, the spot where his Cage door opens. It's right here. In a damn convent, for God's sake! Life is funny.

Uh, father--?

Shut your friggin' pie-hole you little slut! Then again, I suppose it makes sense! Folks forget, my daddy is an angel, after all. Or, was. I mean, I suppose some dumb bastard stood here, felt a jolt of his Holy Juice and thought "I'm gonna build me a nun factory!" Well... It was the right idea. Wrong angel. So, um... If any of you gals are the praying type... Now would be a good time to start.