Christmas is Jesus' birthday.
No, Jesus' birthday was probably in the fall. It was actually the Winter Solstice Festival that was co-opted by the church and renamed Christmas. But I mean the Yule log, the tree, even Santa's red suit, that's all remnants of Pagan worship.
How do you know that? What're you gonna tell me next? The Easter Bunny's Jewish?
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