Andrea and Franklin in “Unfinished Business”

Andrea

What's next on the docket? Any celebrity divorces? Disgraced influencers? Show me the clicks.

I've got this week's medical examiner's report, and I thought we could run a story on recent deaths.

Andrea

People love to read about death. It reminds them that they're alive, and it gives them the pleasure of schadenfreude. I like it.

[shows pictures on screen] 20-year-old Uber driver, hit by a car.

Andrea

If the person is boring, then cause of death is boring. Wow me! Show me some sparkly death.