What smells so... [gasps] Is that hash browns?
No no no no no no no. I'm trying to make you breakfast in bed. I'm going for full romance here, and you have ruined it.
Honey, listen, very sweet, but there's no way you're getting in the way of me and... BACON! And biscuits. And oh, is that a poached egg?
Yeah.
How'd you learn how to poach?
Oh, I found the instructions. [holds up a copy of "The Joy of Cooking"] Turns out books have a lot more useful information than YouTube.
Hey!
Who knew?







