Winn Schott quotes from Supergirl

Hank

Agent Schott, scan the archives for anything resembling fifth dimensional incursions here on Earth.

Winn

Close encounters of the Fifth kind. You got it.

Mon-El

Hey, pal. How's it goin'?

Winn

Oooh, you know, believe it or not, I am having a girl issue.

Mon-El

[more to himself] Good... timing.

Winn

Hey. Hey. You're great with girls. They throw themselves at you left and right.

Mon-El

Yeah, not all of them.

Winn

C'mon, hit me. I need a... a relationship pearl. C'mon.

Mon-El

Yeah, uh... things were a lot easier on Daxam when I objectified women and didn't care about anyone.

Winn

Okay. I feel you. Caring is like... the kiss of death.

I didn't think you'd call.

Winn

Why? Last night was, like... beyond amazing on just, just so many levels.

I figured it was a one-time thing, for you. An experience. I've never met a human that was actually up for dating an alien.

Winn

Weeell, now you have. Look, I'm not naïve, okay? I know that there are lots of people who don't think that humans and aliens should mix. If we're being super-honest, I... potentially falling for an alien is not what scares me. It's falling for anyone. Just have kinda... had my heart trampled on a few times.

Me, too.

Winn

Lyra, you aren't, like, some experience to me, okay? You are potentially a real, fulfilling, challenging relationship, [quickly] and that's just too much, okay? That's too fast. Woo hoo. Just gonna, um... what do you say we, um... we just take it slow?

Sure.

Winn

[relieved] Okay.

[whispers] Slow.... Take me to where you live.

Winn

[whispers] Yes. Ma'am.

Winn

What's so top-secret you can't talk to me at the D.E.O. about?

Mon-El

It's Jeremiah's return. What if Cadmus allowed us to rescue Jeremiah so he could sabotage us? Just when this doomsday bomb is about to be detonated. I mean, think about it.

Winn

Okay, you know what? I knew I shouldn't have given you my Netflix password. Because watching that much 24 at once is not healthy.

Winn

Oh yeah, you're a terrible partner.

Mon-El

Terrible.

Winn

Yeah.

Mon-El

I'd like to not be terrible, for the record.

Winn

Look, just don't try so hard, right? Kara's a badass. She doesn't need a protector or someone to show her off, right? The girl does that all by herself.

Mon-El

So what's left for me?

Winn

Maybe ask her. Just listen to her. She's the one you're dating.

Hank

We any closer to finding out where Cadmus is taking them (the kidnapped aliens)?

Mon-El

Or what they want? Because that is the trillion-dollar-question.

Winn

It's "million-dollar-question", buddy.

Mon-El

Really? That low?

You should have run when you had the chance.

Winn

I was a theater geek, not a track star.

Winn

You're a good egg, Sawyer. [puts his hand on Maggie's shoulder]

Maggie

Leave before I throw you into holding for fun.

Winn

I have better places to go. [leaves]

Maggie

Think I scared him?

Alex

Almost as good as I do.

Winn

I just gotta say that I'm pretty sure that this Cisco fellow and I would just be BFFs if, you know, we lived in the same dimension.

Kara

Yeah, don't tempt me. 'Cause I could use an... Inter-dimensional post-break-up vacay.

Mon-El

Winn?

Winn

Ok, thank God I am not in space.

Mon-El

You are in space.

Winn

Oh, yeah, I know. I mean, like, floating around in space dying. Uh, I'm here to rescue you. Hi.

Mon-El

Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

Winn

You finally saw Star Wars!

Kara

Whoo! It is another beautiful day in National City, and the Girl of Steel is ready to take on the world. I am here to kick some ass, take some names, and do it all with an endearing smile on my face. So... bring it on. What have you got for me?

Hank

There's literally nothing for you to do.

Kara

Nothing?

Winn

I challenge you to find an eight-year-old stealing candy.

Alex

It's like somebody slipped "Law-abiding serum" into the reservoir.

Kara

Did somebody do that? Is that illegal? I could stop 'em.

[disappointed] Oh. You survived.

Winn

Oh, you do NOT get to talk to her!

Alex

What are you gonna do to him?

Hank

My job. Protect the identity of Supergirl and the D.E.O.

Alex

You gonna mindwipe him?

Hank

You object?

Alex

No. Just... before you do that–

Alex

Just make sure he remembers that.

Hank

Will do.

Cat

Good evening, National City. It's Cat Grant. Yes, I've been away for a while, but I'm back. Now I can imagine that you are feeling afraid and feeling like your world is spinning out of control, but believe me: you have a power, and right now you have a job to do. Resist! Resist these invaders with everything you've got! They come with empty promises and closed fists. They promise to make our world great again. And yet they know nothing about the people that make this world great. They think they can con us, and if that doesn't work, what? They're gonna beat us into submission? They have no idea who they're up against. Aliens and humans, we need to band together, and we need to stand together and fight back. Everyone needs to be a superhero, everyone needs to get up and say "not in my house". Let's prove to these thugs that we are strong, and we're united, and we are not going to be conquered. And "tiara woman", if you and your little minions happen to be listening, you have come to the wrong town. Yeah, I'm Cat Grant, not going anywhere.

Winn

Classic!

Rhea

[to a guard] Send a squadron to the planet's surface and kill that woman!

Mon-El

You okay?

Kara

I'm so much better now.

Winn

[stammering, ] Hey, hi. I'm sure you probably don't remember me--

Superman

Winn Schott? Resident genius of the D.E.O.? Good to see you, buddy. [claps Winn's shoulder]

Winn

[awestruck] Good.

Superman

Good. [to Mon-El] And you're the guy who's dating my cousin.

Mon-El

Yes, sir. Mon-El of Daxam. [quickly] Though not... not like the... you know, the others from Daxam. The killing ones.

Superman

You must be a good guy. Or she wouldn't be with you. [shakes Mon-El's hand]

Winn

I mean, I thought it was bad when she skipped Pizza Night, but skipping free apps? I mean, come on, these are, like, the beginning of the dark days.

Hank

Hey, come on, grief doesn't have a deadline.

Winn

Hey, look, I know, but she goes from being Little Miss Sunshine to... well, Alex, basically.

Alex

What? I'm not like that.

Hank

Come on, Alex, your unrelenting seriousness is one of your best qualities.

Alex

[calling after them] I'm not like that. I'm NOT!!