Mr. Longface quotes from Strawberry Shortcake's Berry Bitty Adventures

Strawberry Shortcake

Oh! Now Custard... [She puts the cups down] That's not something to play with. [She boops Custard's nose while giggling; sees a shadow] Oh! [Mr. Longface Caterpillar walks in] Hi, Mr. Longface Caterpillar!

I didn't mean to startle you, Miss Shortcake.

Strawberry Shortcake

I'm sorry I brought you all this way for nothing. We better turn back.

Chin up! You tried your best. There's really no shame in turning home.

Lemon Meringue

But what home?

Plum Pudding

But all the gold!

It's just fool's gold, I'm afraid.

Blueberry Muffin

It's a mineral called iron pyrite. It sparkles like gold. That's why it's called "fool's gold".

Strawberry Shortcake

So we're the fools?

The first challenge! The Berryfest princess judges the flower contest at the festival. Let's see who knows their flowers. You may proceed.

Strawberry Shortcake

Ah that's easy. A rose by any other name would still smell as rosy.

That is correct.

Oh, thory. I think I have a double begonia.

Blueberry Muffin

Don't you mean double pneumonia, Kadiebug?

No, no, no. Kadiebug was right the first time. It is a begonia.

Orange Blossom

The flower is a daisy. [sniffs] And you had... [sniffs] three slices of cantaloupe at lunch.

you are right! On both counts...

Plum Pudding

What do you call a flower that grows in between your nose and your chin? Tulips! Get it? Two lips.

Good answer, and a lackluster joke.

Plum Pudding

Lackluster? What does that mean?

Blueberry Muffin

He means not so good.

Plum Pudding

[scoffs] I thought it was a fabulous joke. Well, everyone has different tastes, I guess.

Oh, I'm sorry, you ate your flower and you are disqualified.

I couldn't help it. I was hungry.

Lemon Meringue

I think she ate a honeysuckle.

That is correct!

Blueberry Muffin

That is a zinnia, a genus of 20 species of annual and perennial plants of family Asteraceae.

Hmm, I suppose you are correct. It's a zinnia, at least.

Raspberry Torte

Oh boy, I just don't know.

Oh, terribly sorry. It was a daffodil.

Raspberry Torte

Oh shucks, no wonder I missed it. Daffodils aren't in fashion this season.