Marshall quotes from Strange Days at Blake Holsey High

Marshall

I know what you're thinking. I'm begging you - I can still fix this.

If I felt we could save it, we would never do what we're about to do. [Marshall winces.] DIRTY SERVER, COMING THROUGH!

Vaughn

Hey, Marshall. You almost done cleaning up the second floor?

Marshall

Next time Durst gives me a choice between mopping goo and a month of detention, I'm taking the detention.

Marshall

Z just told me. If it's true, what's Vaughn's middle name?

Jodie.

Marshall

And when's your birthday?

June 17th.

Marshall

What is up with you and Madison?

None of your business.

Marshall

Okay, final question, something Lucas couldn't possible know: it's third and long, and you're on you're own, 30 yard line, what do you do?

Fake hand-off, reverse wide, throw long.

Marshall

It is true. Your middle name's Jodie? [snickers]

Tell me you're having some luck with that thing?

Marshall

I can't - looks like a problem with the circuit board.

Corrine

Professor Z's trying to hunt one down.

Well, the good news is that I found a German company that can make the replacement circuit board.

And the bad news?

It'll take three months to get here.

Three months?

Marshall

We'll have to fix it our selves.

So, Josie has picked mercury - a metal that is liquid at room temperature. It is also easily combustible and in some circumstances -

-highly volitile. Excellent choice, Josie. What element did you choose, Corrine?

Corrine

Carbon.

Nature's drill bit.

Corrine

You know, diamonds are made of pure carbon.

Marshall?

Marshall

Huh?

When the stars exploded and formed all the elements on the periodic table, I don't thing there was one called "huh"? Try again, Marshall.

Marshall

Okay, I chose - [sticks two protons onto his model]

Helium.

Marshall

Yeah. It's fun to have at parties. Always a gas.

Marshall

(coughs) I smell like a swimming pool! What is happening to me?

I'm afraid you've become chlorine.

Marshall

What made that happen?

You did! I think we've made a connection between your feelings about your brother and your newly volitile relationship with the elements - [points at periodic table] -of the periodic table.

Marshall

We did...?

And I don't think it has anything to do with magnets or music, does it?

Marshall

Well, good news. I just got through to the aquarium.

And?

Marshall

They'll take three.

Lucas

I don't know about the sponges, but I want to leave.

Marshall

Maybe we need something even more annoying?

I've got Moe Austernach's Polka Time.

It was a gift.

Professor Zachary! Is that... Lucas? Wh-what..? He's dressed like the Invisible Man!

I'm... doing a lesson on the science of H.G. Wells' stories...

Marshall

He's some kind of teacher, huh, Principal Durst?

I just wish I knew what kind...

Lucas

How do you feel?

Marshall

Surprisingly a little thirsty.

Corrine

I am so sorry about all of this.

Marshall

Wasn't your fault I vapourized. But.. uh, you figured out how to get me back... in time for the competition.

Corrine

One thing that takes is a team, and I don't have one any more, do I?

Marshall

Sure you do. I'm re-enlisting.

Lucas

Sign me up.

Vaughn

Me too, captain.

Okay.

Corrine

Thanks, guys.

Marshall

All set... Corrine? Corrine.

Corrine

Hey, um, I've been thinking it over and I've decided I'm not going to audition. I know I can sing, but that band your thing. I was auditioning for the wrong reasons. I felt like I needed to prove that I'm not just a math prodigy or a science whiz, but I don't. Not to myself, and hopefully not to you. Looking at myself from a fresh perspective showed me that.

Marshall

Hey, wait up! Corrine! Corrine! Slow down a second, would you? Corrine! Corrine, did something happen? What so different about you?

Corrine

Maybe I'll tell you about it some day.

Marshall

[examines the food on his fork] Rattus norvegicus?

Corrine

No, rat is on Tuesday. Genus lumbricus.

Marshall

Yeah, you're right. Wednesday's nightcrawler night.

Urgh... I can't believe they make us eat this stuff.

Lucas

[about Josie] I'm not avoiding her. I'm just trying not to run into her, that's all.

Marshall

That's what avoiding means, Lucas.

Marshall

That's a cold fusion reactor...

Corrine

You built my cold fusion reactor. Wait a minute... you built my cold fusion reactor!?

Vaughn

Dow, now, Corrine, the idea of the cold fusion reactor is hardly yours.

Corrine

You stole my plans?

Vaughn

If it's any consolation, your plans were fundamentally flawed. I had to compensate for some pretty shoddy computations, I must say.

Marshall

You're a jerk, Vaughn, you know that?