Lucas quotes from Strange Days at Blake Holsey High

I suppose you're wondering why I'm telling you this.

Lucas

Because they pay you?

Excellent, Lucas. No! Because this man [points to Marshall] is the poster child for disease transmission.

Okay, Corrine, Vaughn, you come with me to check out the basement. Josie, Lucas, get rubber gloves and whatever else you think you need to protect yourselves and start checking out that server.

Lucas

You're loving this, aren't you?

I'm in my happy place. Let's move.

Lucas

[to Katya as he passes Josie and Corrine] Hey, babe.

[to Corrine] Please tell me he did not just say that to us.

Marshall

Z just told me. If it's true, what's Vaughn's middle name?

Jodie.

Marshall

And when's your birthday?

June 17th.

Marshall

What is up with you and Madison?

None of your business.

Marshall

Okay, final question, something Lucas couldn't possible know: it's third and long, and you're on you're own, 30 yard line, what do you do?

Fake hand-off, reverse wide, throw long.

Marshall

It is true. Your middle name's Jodie? [snickers]

Tell me you're having some luck with that thing?

Marshall

I can't - looks like a problem with the circuit board.

Corrine

Professor Z's trying to hunt one down.

Well, the good news is that I found a German company that can make the replacement circuit board.

And the bad news?

It'll take three months to get here.

Three months?

Marshall

We'll have to fix it our selves.

I don't really have to go to Victor Pearson's house, do I?

Just try to act normal

Normal left the building a long time ago.

Lucas

Best part about being you - no question, being popular. You go.

Vaughn

Let's see, best part about being you... reading. Oh, and uh, kissing Josie was okay.

Lucas

Wait, you got my first kiss? How was I?

Vaughn

Well, I think she likes you.

Lucas

You mean she likes you. You're the one she kissed.

Vaughn

Yes, but those were your lips doing the work.

Lucas

Well, they were worth it.

Lucas

Professor Z, you're not going to believe this-

Corrine

-something's happened to-

-Marshall?

Corrine

How did you know?

Well, let's just say seeing his atomic model floating above his desk was my first clue.

I don't want to alarm anyone unduly, but first the model was helium and Marshall was floating, correct? And now the model has become oxygen - and so has Marshall.

Corrine

And if Marshall's moving from helium to oxygen, he's moving up the periodic table.

Lucas

[to Marshall] Hey, maybe somewhere along the way, you'll turn into platinum. They gotta let you into the band if you become platinum.

Lucas, at the rate Marshall's going, he could end up here - uranium.

Lucas

I don't get it - how can the sponges be multiplying and so fast?

Not to mentioning maturing. If we can find their food source, we might find the answer.

My... heavens...

I suppose you want an explanation for this?

Is the truth going to please me?

... No.

Then don't tell me, just.. fix it. [sponge falls on her head] Quickly.

Lucas

I don't know about the sponges, but I want to leave.

Marshall

Maybe we need something even more annoying?

I've got Moe Austernach's Polka Time.

It was a gift.

Lucas

How do you feel?

Marshall

Surprisingly a little thirsty.

Corrine

I am so sorry about all of this.

Marshall

Wasn't your fault I vapourized. But.. uh, you figured out how to get me back... in time for the competition.

Corrine

One thing that takes is a team, and I don't have one any more, do I?

Marshall

Sure you do. I'm re-enlisting.

Lucas

Sign me up.

Vaughn

Me too, captain.

Okay.

Corrine

Thanks, guys.

Lucas

She just blew us off.

Vaughn

What do you mean "us"?

Vaughn

I'm messing with you, man.

[to Lucas and Vaughn] Where do you get off asking for Vaughn's permission to ask me out? And where do you get off giving Lucas' permission?

[in unison] You told her?! No!