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S1 E13

Stingers · Season 1, Episode 13

OSCAR and ANGIE in “Right On Target”

[Angie and Oscar are on the beds in the rest room, Angie is half-asleep. Oscar is laying awake thinking, after he was nearly shot]

OSCAR

Ange? Do you ever think about dying? I mean what happens afterwards?

ANGIE

(Sleepily.) Well hopefully a lot of people will come to my funeral.

OSCAR

I’m serious.

ANGIE

Dunno.

OSCAR

I used to go to Sunday school as a kid, but it never made much sense to me.

ANGIE

What? You mean the stories? The Bible and all that?

OSCAR

Yeah.

ANGIE

I can’t imagine you at Sunday school, in short pants (Angie laughs, but Oscar remains serious.)

OSCAR

If you were going to get killed, and you had a way out, you’d take it right?

ANGIE

Course.

OSCAR

That’s the whole point of religion. Helps us face our own mortality.

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