C-3PO quotes from Star Wars: The Clone Wars

C-3PO

STOP ME, PLEEEEEAAAAAAASE!!!!!!!!!!

C-3PO

R2, are you quite certain the ship is in this direction? [R2-D2 beeps] This way looks potentially dangerous. [R2-D2 beeps] I know the whole place is dangerous! I suggest we stay here and let Master Anakin find us.

Anakin Skywalker

3PO! what are you doing? Don't just stand there.

Padmé Amidala

Go back to the ship and call for help.

C-3PO

I regret the transmitters on the ship are out of order.

Padmé Amidala

What?!

C-3PO

The ship has been destroyed.

Padmé Amidala

Battle droids?

C-3PO

No.

Padmé Amidala

Jar Jar?

C-3PO

Jar Jar.

[To Thi-Sen] To die for one's people is a great sacrifice. To live for one's people, an even greater sacrifice. [C-3PO translates these words to Talz language for Thi-Sen] I choose to live for my people. What do you choose? [C-3PO translates those words to Talz language for Thi-Sen]

C-3PO

He chooses to live as well.

We shall leave Orto Plutonia under the watchful eyes of the Talz from this day forth, and recognize your sovereignty as a free and equal people. [all bow]

Anakin Skywalker

Where's Senator Amidala?

She went to go look for the lab.

Anakin Skywalker

And you let her go?!

C-3PO

Senator Padmé can be very hard to stop once she has made up her mind.

Anakin Skywalker

Good point. I know what you mean.

3PO, is there a problem?

C-3PO

I'm sorry, my lady, but it appears the dessert is missing, it's Jugan fruit.

Anakin Skywalker

So go get one.

C-3PO

I could not possibly leave now.

3PO...

Anakin Skywalker

Fine. Send R2 then.

C-3PO

I'm afraid that may not be the most appropriate idea. It was R2-D2 who put us in this predicament, quite inadvertently, I'm sure. [R2-D2 whirs]

[Padmé looks up at Anakin with pleading eyes] Please handle this. [Padmé walks away]

Anakin Skywalker

[Sighs] Okay, 3PO, look, I'm sending you on a mission.

C-3PO

A mission? Oh, my.

Anakin Skywalker

Yes. And R2 is going along with you.

C-3PO

Oh, my.

Anakin Skywalker

This should be more than enough credit-- if you don't get swindled.

C-3PO

Swindled? Me? [R2-D2 beeps]

Anakin Skywalker

Yes, you. Go there, come back, don't get lost and don't get distracted.

C-3PO

Of course, Master Anakin. Come along, R2. [R2-D2 beeps and follows C-3PO]

Anakin Skywalker

Oh, no. I'm never gonna hear the end of this one. [R2-D2 beeps and Anakin turns to see C-3PO and R2-D2] 3PO, where were you? You almost missed the whole party.

C-3PO

We encountered some complications, sir.

Anakin Skywalker

What kind of complications?

C-3PO

Actually, I have no recollection of my day. I cannot really explain where I have been.

Anakin Skywalker

You're gonna have to do better than that, 3PO, because if Padmé's dinner is a disaster then you're the not only one she's gonna be mad at.

Oh, Anakin, stop worrying. The cake is right here. You should really lighten up on these two. [R2-D2 beeps] 3PO, you've done a magnificent job.

C-3PO

Oh, my, a magnificent job! A magnificent job. A magnificent job. A magnificent job. A magnificent job.

Anakin Skywalker

Well, we're gonna hear about this one for awhile, buddy. [R2-D2 beeps]

C-3PO

A magnificent job. A magnificent job. A magnificent...

C-3PO

No, Artoo, I will tell the story. No one understands you, anyway. It's only proper. I am the one who solved the riddle, I should be the one to relay the story. I will, of course, report on your individual heroics. Do you think Senator Amidala will hold...

As soon as we rendezvous with Master Gallia, we're off-loading those two.

I couldn't agree more, sir.

C-3PO

We're Republic. We belong to Senator Amidala. Don't shoot, don't shoot!

I can't believe it.

Plo Koon

You know these droids, Commander Wolffe?

Yes, sir. We transported them to Master Gallia's ship after we left the planet Aleen.

C-3PO

Yes, Commander Wolffe. How have you been, sir? We have been on quite an adventure.

Plo Koon

Well, I'm certain Wolffe would love to hear about it.

Uh, actually, sir--

C-3PO

Excellent! It's a long story.

Uh--

C-3PO

And you won't believe it!

[to Plo Koon] Sir, excuse me--

C-3PO

I hardly believe it myself! It all started when...