Zeb Orrelios quotes from Star Wars Rebels

(to Lando) Guess it's down to you and me.

Probes! I hate Probes!

[talking to Chopper after Ezra and Sabine have been taken prisoner by the Inquisitors] Truth is, I don't really stand a chance going in alone, much less with you. But if we leave this space station, we will never see those kids again; I came here with them, and I am not leaving without them!

[sees a droid get smashed to pieces by the Inquisitors hunting for the baby he took from it] Uh oh, that's not good. [The child in his arms cries, alerting the Inquisitors to their prey] That's really not good.

That thing's not a Wookiee.

Kanan

Haven't you ever seen a rare, hairless Wookiee before?

Aw, forget it! [Zeb proceeds to punch out the Stormtroopers and then speaks to Kanan] Told you they wouldn't buy it.

Sabine

You didn't exactly give them a chance to buy it.

Heh. There's just something about the feeling of their helmets on my fists.

Agent Kallus

You, Lasat! [draws a weapon identical to Zeb's] FACE ME! [Enraged, Zeb draws his own weapon and charges, brushing aside Kanan and Ezra's attempts to stop him]

Kanan Jarrus

Wait!

Ezra Bridger

ZEB! [Zeb and Kallus duel]

Only the Honor Guard of Lasan may carry a bo-rifle!

Agent Kallus

I know! [cackles gleefully] I removed it from a guardsman myself! I was there when Lasan fell! I know why you fear those disruptors... I gave the order to use them!

Sabine Wren

These were banned by the senate. You can short-circuit an entire ship with these.

That's not why they were banned.

Ezra Bridger

Yeah... about that, uh... [quickly] we stole a TIE fighter...

Kanan Jarrus

YOU WHAT?!

[sotto] He's taking it better than I thought...

Kanan Jarrus

Get RID of it!

Do we have to?

Kanan Jarrus

[sighs] At least tell me you dismantled the locator beacon?

[nervous laughter] Of course... we're not fools... [whispering to Ezra] Under there, the red one. No, wait! The blue!

Ezra Bridger

Well, which one?!

Kanan Jarrus

[annoyed] It's the red and the blue!

How much for the whole crate?

I'm sorry. They're already sold.

Ezra Bridger

Well, maybe we can buy one from--

From the Empire? Yah, good luck.

Ezra Bridger

Thanks for the save. Guess I owe you now.

Let's just say we're eternally even.

Ezra Bridger

All I did was save your life from an Imperial agent, or did that slip your mind?

How could it? You remind me every 23 seconds.

This is your fault! You and Chopper!

Ezra Bridger

You were the one running the diagnostic; you should have checked!

I'll check you, right into the wall!

Ezra Bridger

We have to tell Kanan, but don't tell him it's our fault! [Ezra and Zeb burst into Kanan's room]

Kanan-! [Kanan holds up a hand to stop them]

Kanan Jarrus

Hera and Sabine are in danger.

Ezra Bridger

[impressed] Wow, how could you tell? Could you sense it?

Kanan Jarrus

No... I could hear you two yelling outside the door!

Sabine Wren

You know what I do in hopeless situations?

[laughs] Yeah, blow stuff up!

They're just a bunch of old-geezers!

Sabine Wren

Well-armed old geezers.

There! Fixed it, and I adjusted the frequency. Now, anyone can pick up its' signal.

Kallus

So? Maybe you won't die today, but the Empire will win. Every day, we recruit more informers. Every day, we persuade Rebel sympathizers to reconsider their allegiances-

And every day, more beings get fed up with the Empire and join us.

Kallus

It's power cell is frozen... and we'll be next. [Zeb notices a light and goes to investigate] What- where are you going? What are you doing over there?

[reaches into a crater and pulls out a luminescent object] Hmm- it's warm.

Kallus

What did you find? What is that?!

I dunno, but it's warm and it throws light.

Kallus

[shivers] Probably some... kind of meteorite.

Yeah. [tosses it to Kallus] Warm yourself up.

Kallus

You really think we'll survive... whatever that is, in there? Plus, the temperature's dropping, and our only heat source is this thing. Who knows how long it'll last?

You're so quick to give up hope. Like I said, the transponder's working. My friends will find us.

Kallus

The transponder's signal will never get through the ice.

Yeah, you're probably right. But Lasat never know when to give up, remember? We'll just climb this up to the surface- simple.

Kallus

You're going to hurt yourself!

Will you just shut up?!

[cracks his knuckles] How'd you like a few more broken bones? [A huge reptilian creature emerges from the darkness behind him and grows] Like this day couldn't get any better.