Admiral McCoy and Data in “Unfinished Business”

Have you got some of a reason my atoms scattered all over space, boy?

Data

No, sir. But at your age, sir, I thought you shouldn't have to put up with the time, and trouble of a shuttlecraft.

Hold it right there, boy?

Data

Sir?

What about my age?

Data

Sorry, sir. If that subject troubles you...

Troubles me? What's so damn troublesome about not havin' died? How old you think I am anyway?

Data

137 years, Admiral, according to Starfleet records.

Explain how you remembered that so exactly.

Data

I remember every fact I am exposed to, sir.

I don't see no points on your ears boy, but you sound like a Vulcan.

Data

No, sir, I am an android.

Almost as bad.

Data

I thought it was generally accepted, sir, that Vulcans are an advanced, and most honorable race.

They are, they are, and damn annoying at times.

Data

Yes, sir.

Well, this is a new ship, but she's got the right name. Now you remember that you hear?

Data

I will sir.

You treat her like a lady, and she'll always bring you home.