Raffi Musiker quotes from Star Trek: Picard

Raffi Musiker

Man can't even take a guilt trip without using a starship.

Raffi Musiker

I don't want to end up on the wrong side of a disruptor cannon, Emmy. I'm still planning on drinking myself to death.

Raffi Musiker

Nice work, honey. You got us here really damn fast. And I am never going to do that ever again.

Raffi Musiker

There isn't anything you could say that I'd want to hear.

Jean-Luc Picard

Secret Romulan assassins are operating on Earth.

Raffi Musiker

Is that the '86? Goddammit.

Raffi Musiker

There has to be something. Some last, desperate, wild solution, J.L.? That's what you do!

Jean-Luc Picard

My resignation was the last, desperate, wild solution. I never believed that they would accept it.

Raffi Musiker

But you remember what we used to say back then?

Jean-Luc Picard

One impossible thing at a time.

Raffi Musiker

Try to stay away from the lizard. Beta Anari can smell when you're not telling the truth.

Agnes Jurati

Seriously?

Raffi Musiker

Also, what you had for dinner. And the last person you had sex with.

Cristóbal Rios

If they're not the same thing.

Agnes Jurati

Cause that's not disturbing.

Raffi Musiker

And now, you come along for a ride with Auntie Raffi. She's going to hook you up with whatever you need.

Agnes Jurati

Is it cake?

Raffi Musiker

You bet it's cake.

Raffi Musiker

Oh man.

Cristóbal Rios

How many?

Raffi Musiker

Uh, 218 warbirds.

Cristóbal Rios

Ah. 218. That's not so bad.

Raffi Musiker

True. You really only have to worry about the first 109.

Tallinn

Tell me about the others. Can they be trusted?

Jean-Luc Picard

Oh, no question. We've been through thick and thin together. There is no better bunch of...

Raffi Musiker

Rios, you're twisting his back.

Cristóbal Rios

It's okay.

Tallinn

Is that your crew? The people carrying a dead cop out the door?

Jean-Luc Picard

Oh, I... I'm sure he's not dead. [Nervous laugh]

Seven of Nine

I thought Agnes had purged all the Borg programs from the ship after the crash.

Raffi

Landing.

Seven of Nine

I wanted to understand how she broke into the system, so I call up the last occurence of Borg code being introduced into the computer.

Raffi

You haven't touched your coffee. You never don't touch your coffee.

Seven of Nine

This is what came up. [Seven shows Raffi security footage of Agnes implanting Borg code] That is definitely Borg code she's implanting. We have to find her, now.

Worf

It is not in my nature to stay back. Also, you look conspicuous in that hood.

Raffi Musiker

Says the Klingon in warrior gear.

Worf

It is not warrior gear. It is casual.

Raffi Musiker

Seriously? Where do you wear that? To a Tuesday beheading?

Worf

Beheadings are on Wednesdays.

Raffi Musiker

Have you ever seen how far a Klingon warrior can shove a sword up someone's...?

Worf

I do not do that anymore. I am wiser now. I was once like her. Maybe you, too. Irrational, violent. Things change with perspective.

Raffi Musiker

Oh, my God.

Worf

There is no righteous cause. No good, no evil. You believe in your fight. And take it from someone who has fought many. Your anger is your enemy. We are all the same.

Raffi Musiker

I think I feel my chamomile tea coming back up.

Worf

A fight is rarely worth dying for.