"Not Cool Maka!"
"Back away! I won't let you touch my Meister!!"
"The fear of interacting with people…even I understand that one."
"As a cool guy, I'm used to seeing naked women."
"Black Star, it's over between us."
"You're stubborn & reckless, all you like to do for fun is read, so you're boring, & you have fat ankles."
"Anybody want to take the sexy kitty home? She's free."
"If you forget your fear you become reckless."
"As far as I know, music isn't picky about when it gets played."
"What is this place? Where am I? Wherever it is, it's completely dark. I can't even see my own body. It hurts…Which way is up? Which way is down? Where am I supposed to go? Someone help me."
"I am your weapon partner Maka! That means I'm always prepared to die for my Meister!"
"I'm hungry! can we just get his zombie soul already?"
"Come out! Naptime Is over, zombie!"
"I hope it's a cool morning. That's how cool days always start out. & a cool guy like me deserves the coolest morning possible."
Soul Eater Evans (to the Demon): "Understanding fear & fighting against it, maintain complete discipline always. Those are great powers in their own right. Besides, this isn't just about me anymore! If we resonate any higher, Maka will be affected too!
Soul Eater Evans (to the Demon): "SHUT UP!! WHY ARE YOU EVEN TALKING IF YOU'RE SAYING THE SAME DAMN THING ALL OVER & OVER AGAIN?! I'M SO SICK OF LISTENING TO YOU, I CAN PUKE. YOU'RE FULL OF CRAP & I DON'T LISTEN TO CRAP, YOU GOT IT?! HUH?!! JUST SHUT YOUR STUPID LITTLE DEMON MOUTH & TAKE THE LEAD, I'LL DECIDE IF I WANNA FOLLOW YOU OR NOT!! HOW ABOUT THAT?!!
"In the end, the shape & form don't matter at all, it's only the soul that matters right? Nothing else."
"After all cool men don't cheat on their partners, do they?"
"Damn that witch. How am I supposed to be cool when she is all hot & naked like that huh?"
"It's okay, cool guys see naked women all the time, I'm totally used to it."
"What are you smoking? Don't you see how cool I am? You think I'm going to settle for a flat-chested girl like her?"
"Huh?! You kidding me?! How's it all my fault?! What're you stupid?! You went crazy, didn't you! Die!"
"Good idea. Maybe we can throw in some stuff as well!"
"This isn't cool!"
"This situation isn't cool at all."
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