Soul Eater quotes

"Hey bitch Don't even think of touching my Maka. If you lay a hand on her, as a Death Scythe... no, as her father, I will fucking kill you, you got me, you little octopus head?"

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY! Are you trying to tell me that my Maka's not attractive?! Why haven't you made a move on her, you're a man, aren't you!"

"Maka, your dad loves you."

"It's more effective if you warn before you chop!"

"Maka! Please don't hate me, Maka! I love you and mama! I promise, Maka! It's true! It's true! I love you! I love you!"

"Good times at Chupacabras!"

"He's using every drop of his blood as a weapon."

"Oh my darling. My dear white coated angel. Please heal me! My heart is in need of your sweet, sweet medical lovin only you can cure!"

"I bet Maka's enjoying her present right about now."

"This fight of ours has become a gamble, and the odds are stacked against us. We're so close, all we need to do now is take the offensive somehow and strike at her!"

"Good morning, good afternoon, good night. How have you been? And all that. I always try to remember my manners, that's the kind of man I was."

"Ding Dong, Dead Dong."

"I always was a man to start class at the bell. Punctuality is important."

"I never was the kind of man to hold back!"

"I've always been an enthusiastic educator! That's the kind of man I was!"

"Back when I was alive I was definitely a man who would never tell a lie, but a lot of thing have changed since then."

"I don't spoil my students. That's not the kind of man I was."

"Tsubaki? So that sneaky little brat dumped his punishment on her and took off did he? Back when I was still alive I hated it when dirty tricks like this were pulled!"

"I'll let this one slide, that's the kind of man I was."

"I was a very meticulous man you know, that hasn't changed."

"When I was alive, I was a rather cautious man thank you very much."

"I was not the type of man who went sneaking around reading woman's diaries."

"That's just the kind of man I was."

"LIVING END!"

"Oh no I'm not a fool, you see I'm at the top of my class at the DWMA. I really am quite intelligent."

"Oh the humanity."

"How could he do such an awful thing to my beloved Kim? Hiro, you're a dead man!"

"We have to remember, this is Hiro. He's a perpetual failure, he'll get tired of the 1000 provisions and give up before to much longer. Ha-ha-ha-ha."

"No! Say it isn't so! How could this happen to Hiro of all people, it can't be true! AHHH!"

"Think you'll get top score again this year Ox?"

"Stand up."

"What are you gonna do now Ox? You can't get expelled from the academy."

"Quit it will ya?"

"Sorry, this is only enough for me."

"KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY CANDY!!!!!"

"Snake, Snake, Cobra, Cobbra."

"It will be alright, have faith in yourself. Crona, you will be a Kishin."

"Um well Miss Maka? Can you do me a favor & help me out with your father? I can't get him off my leg."

"You're horrible! Commenting on my appearance like that! I don't have to listen to this from you! It's sexual harassment!"

"The Kishin's power surpasses human understanding. It is evolution itself. Lord Death & his little academy have protected the world by acting as a check against power. The DWMA seeks only to maintain the status quo, that's its mission. But still…time continues to march forward. It's only natural for the rest of the world to progress with it, don't you agree? That's how nature works. & yet, Professor Stein, this academy has made a point to keep that from happening. Do you really want to live in a world of stasis? Where nothing changes, you're a scientist like me. Surely you must understand."

"Poor Crona. Do you even know what you're saying? You will always be mine & nothing can change that."

"Why bother denying beyond these? You would never betray me. How could you? After all…No matter what's happened…You're still my child…"

"What happened to your defiance!? Crona!!??

(Last words in the anime) "A word of caution for you, genie hunter may be enough to defeat me. But it will never win against the Kishin."

"What kind of person do you think I am? You think I take handouts from whoever comes along? Thaaaannnnkkkk youuuuu! It's easy to get outta there when you got someone on the outside with a key, but you wanna know what I was gunna try before you showed up? I had a plan! See, I was planning to try that thing they do in the movies, ya know where they tunnel under the wall using a spoon to steadily dig away at the ground underneath it? I always thought it was a really cool idea when they did that! So... I decided I would give it a try myself. But all they ever gave me was chop sticks! You can't dig with those! Well I tried to think of another way out, I thought about it all the time, and I realized something. I'm just not an idea man!"

"I'm immortal."

"Wolf Wolves. Wolf Wolves."

"I always forget not to put those things where they can skewer me. But it's okay, no problem at all nothing to see here. After all, I'm immortal."

"Goddamnshit shit!"

"My first fight in 200 years and I screwed it up. I'll get it right next time I just need some practice. Yeah, just a little."

"I guess I exaggerated a little bit about the time. I'm a man after all, we do show off sometimes."

"Ribbit."

"I can't stand that witch, stupid snake woman."

"Next time I really am going to kill you Medusa ribbit!"

"It's so lovely to have been born a Witch."

"Free, we gotta inject the Black Blood into the Kishin, if we don't then Medusa is gonna slaughter us!"

"Tadpole Jackson!"

"Pum, Pum, Pum, Pum. I always get what I want, so just give it to me. Pum, Pum, Pum, Pum. I'm a beauty, beautiful pretty lady. But you know, you know I've got a secret yes I do. Pumpkins, Pum, Pum, Pumpkins. Pum, Pum, Pumpkins because that's my magic spell. Pum, Pum, Pumpkins, Pum, Pum, Pumpkins yeah!

"Pum, Pumpkin, Pumpkin, Halloween Cannon!"

"Oh! My little scythey boy!"

"Pum, Pumpkin, Smashing Pumpkin!"

"I never said I was a witch, did I? You just made that assumption all on your own. I'm really just a cat with a ridiculous amount of magical power."

"Now which one of you young men wants to take a bath with me?"

"Good morning, Soul. There's no hurry, right?"

"My name is Mifune. I am the guardian of the witch Angela."

"Is it a path of a demon... or a path of a warrior? Black☆Star... On which path will you walk?"

"I thought I'd seen at least some potential in you... But it seems I've overestimated you."

"If I killed a kid, that would give me nightmares."

"Sword Fang! Horizontal Line Attack!"

"Asura..."

"Let me ask you - If another sin were added to the seven deadly sins, what do you think it would be...?" ... "Any 'Justice' taken too far is its own evil."