Clark, come on. Now the whole world thinks I'm a terrorist. I mean, that's not exactly something you want on your Fortune 500 bio or at your wedding, so...
Well, that's too bad, 'cause I was just about to invite you to be my best man. You're the guy who stands next to me on the worst days of my life. And I want you there for the best one, too.
Hey, I -- you kidding? Absolutely. Thank you. (shakes Clark's hand)
All I can say is when it comes to planning the wedding, just nod. A lot.
Well, you would know, right? I mean, you married Shayera, what, a hundred times now?
Well, I've heard of relationships that withstand the test of time, but that's remarkable. Oh, or not, I suppose. For you.
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