Why would a man of your stature be so concerned with the comings and goings of a freshman farmboy?
If you know so much about me, Professor, I'm sure you realize I donate a considerable amount of funding to this university that allows me an unusual amount of access to the dean and the academic review board.
Yeah, I know. The buying of influence is part of my second semester.
If you have a second semester.
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