I finally found my story.
For some insane reason, it's me. Chloe told me. I don't think it's funny.
Oh, it's not a joke, Clark. I got the facts to back it up.
What kind of facts are those?
The accident, the power lines, your magical appearance as your family tractor drops out of the sky.
I explained that.
"It fell off a truck". That's not an explanation, that's a punch line. I spent the morning combing through police records and newspaper stories. You're Johnny on the Spot, Clark. You're Smallville's own hero on deck.
Trust me, Mr. White, there's nothing special about me.
Oh, that's where you're wrong, kid. So far I got you pegged as really strong and shock-resistant. The question is, what other tricks have you got up your sleeve?
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