[after accidentally being served pork]
Darwyn, I'm sorry, I had no idea you're a vegetarian.
[eyes Gayle] I'm not, I'm a Muslim.
Muslim, huh?
So um, I guess Muslims don't eat pork?
Goes back to the days of the Prophet, when pigs had trichinosis.
Well, they don't anymore, at least not the ones in Southern California.
It's more of a tradition I guess.
Had no idea you people had so much in common with the Jews.
Jim! [to Darwyn] He's kidding.
What? I just want to know what the big deal is!
You're a Catholic, right?
Uh huh.
So maybe you don't eat meat on Fridays.
No, I actually eat meat every day of the week. You're missing out, guy.
Well, look. You know, there's gotta be something in your life that you do or you don't do simply because you believe in it. No disrespect, but you don't cheat on your wife, right?
What kind of a question is that?
Because if you did, you'd be breaking the rules that you believe in.
No, I don't do it because I love her. If you ask me, only a member of the Taliban would compare eating pork to cheating on your wife. [grins awkwardly]
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